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      10-12-2016, 03:53 PM   #595
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I'm with you on the cat thing...not a fan. But how do you feel about dogs? I like dogs, but I didn't love the steaming gift he left me the other day. Though in fairness, the last time he did that was years ago, so he obviously really had to go and none of us were home to let him out. So I couldn't blame him too much.
I love dogs but don't currently own one. I don't live in Booneyland like you do.

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I'm sending her a cat. I still know where she lives! She won't boil it for dinner since she hasn't used her stove ever.
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You like Weird Al Yankovich by chance?
I've met him before!
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      10-12-2016, 03:55 PM   #596
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Bimmette does not like a cat in her car
She does not like them near or far
She will not take it to a bar
She will not lay with it to look at a star
She does not like them Bimmette she are.

*Grammatical liberties intentional - Dr. Suess did that stuff
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Man, so much hate for pussy cats around here.
Lol!
Hey if the title is how to find a man, apparently it collects the opposite. I'll wait a few weeks and post a thread asking how can anyone find a woman and I'll probably get more real answers.

But it's kinda sad (the bits in between cats, Linux, Nobels, a few popsicles and more cats) that the advice we all give is either "same interests" or pics of boobs.


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I feel this is only mildly racist....well done!! You like Weird Al Yankovich by chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn2Sa5UGxK8
hey i know b. She really doesn't cook, I do. There are billions of asians and only a few hundred million europeans, so if using us two as our source of information for all: All European ( wrote Asian, Asian men!!!) men will die of hunger.

And I don't.but I love the boss in the original the office?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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I just came here to see boobs. So disappointed.
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I just came here to see boobs. So disappointed.
Boobs were just posted.
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I just came here to see boobs. So disappointed.
Not so if you like man boobs...

And M Power-Belgium, that does not give you a green light to post it again...
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I'm a fellow 1addict my friend. I live in the USA near Philadelphia and my profession is engineering. I have traveled the world (mainly for work) and I enjoy strange senses of humor. sounds like we have the same mother....
I am an idiot from Belgium and they call me Philippe , but some people on here call my Belgium and that pissed me really off...
I work in a Japanese company with suckers without a human brain , I really hate it because they replace lots of jobs !
Work for the moment on a new American project with the name CommScope and I got a few grey hair from the whole shit...
The shit is running but it needs still a lot of fine-tuning before the 13 parts become perfection together in one compleet part for the new worldwide future of the fiberglass cable connector .
Think we both are about the same ,but I need to invent sometimes the impossible to make it possible !

We have same mother ?
I actually didn't saw my mother when I jumped out ...
But now I really wonder who was our dad ?
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Bimmette does not like a cat in her car
She does not like them near of far
She will not take it to a bar
She will not lay with it to look at a star
She does not like them Bimmette she are.

*Grammatical liberties intentional - Dr. Suess did that stuff
Maybe you should ask her if she likes green eggs and ham.. Sam I am..
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Not so if you like man boobs...

And M Power-Belgium, that does not give you a green light to post it again...
I was gonna claim that one as my recent selfie.

Fucking Phil totally ruined it.
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Bimmette does not like a cat in her car
She does not like them near of far
She will not take it to a bar
She will not lay with it to look at a star
She does not like them Bimmette she are.

*Grammatical liberties intentional - Dr. Suess did that stuff
How about the use of "of" instead of "or" in the second line. Still intentional?
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I've met him before!
Very neat - I think he might be an interesting individual! What was your impression?
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I've met him before!
Very neat - I think he might be an interesting individual! What was your impression?
Umm... weird?
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But now I really wonder who was our dad ?
His name is Bjorn. He was part of the Swedish group ABBA. Very popular in the 70's and 80's. He has lots of money but made me earn my own.

When he mentioned I had a brother I thought he was making a joke.. he teased me about it.
I'm starting to believe I finally found my bro.. the bro I don't know .. this is making me tear up..
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Wait, all along your BLONDE friend was bimmette ??? Someone 6'2" is going to look a bit "inappropriate" hugging our soccer player in public.
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But now I really wonder who was our dad ?
His name is Bjorn. He was part of the Swedish group ABBA. Very popular in the 70's and 80's. He has lots of money but made me earn my own.

When he mentioned I had a brother I thought he was making a joke..
I stating to believe I finally found my bro.. the bro I don't know .. this is making me tear up..
Btw, in case you think we are all fellow 1addicts, we aren't. This is a universal off-topic forum of Bimmerpost
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His name is Bjorn. He was part of the Swedish group ABBA. Very popular in the 70's and 80's. He has lots of money but made me earn my own.

When he mentioned I had a brother I thought he was making a joke.. he teased me about it.
I'm starting to believe I finally found my bro.. the bro I don't know .. this is making me tear up..
Don't cry brother... actually I need to cry because within 4 hours I drive to my work...
And that's why I need to sleep ASAP !

Good night ,sweet dreams and sleep well everyone !

I'll be back tomorrow.......................................... ................... !!!
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What celebrity your friend looks like?
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The disgusting cringe-worthy sentence a few posts up that I'm referring to is...

that you're only 35? Wtf I thought you were about 50.
Hey!!

shoei is a few presidents older than me!
Whoa there, Canadian... At least when I say things they are FACTUAL... ASBSECU E93 - old as the sands of time / redneck / vehicle weighs the same as an elephant and a rhino... See?? All factual... Me being old? Not factual...
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Wait, all along your BLONDE friend was bimmette ??? Someone 6'2" is going to look a bit "inappropriate" hugging our soccer player in public.
Damn you figured it out! And 6'2" is not too tall for me!
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Bimmette does not like a cat in her car
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She will not take it to a bar
She will not lay with it to look at a star
She does not like them Bimmette she are.

*Grammatical liberties intentional - Dr. Suess did that stuff
How about the use of "of" instead of "or" in the second line. Still intentional?
No. that was a typo
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Damn you figured it out! And 6'2" is not too tall for me!
Hugging in public, I'm guessing your chin might come to somewhere south of his naval?
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