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      03-29-2018, 01:51 PM   #1
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Goodbye to all my friends

Hello friends,

In 72 hours I will be following Will Ferrell's example and quitting facebook.

I mean let's face it Facebook went down hill after loosing the "The"

I want to let you know that as I think it's important you should all know exactly what I am doing.

You will no longer get updates on my location, favorite foods, memes, puppy jokes, what I ate last night, who's upset me and of course Jokes

Oh and NO fake a$$ birthday wishes. Who want's to cheap out and buy a birthday card when you can just blow 2 sec's on a reply.

You can still get me on this wonderful thing called a "telephone", or even gmap to my house for a coffee.

Why not even write me an email or go the whole 9 and write me a letter.
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      03-29-2018, 01:54 PM   #2
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      03-29-2018, 01:54 PM   #3
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I don't even like you, so good riddance.




I joke, I joke.

BP is a whole lot better than Facebook. I spend maybe 15 minutes on Facebook per day, maybe. BP...probably at least an hour.
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Hello friends,

In 72 hours I will be following Will Ferrell's example and quitting facebook.

I mean let's face it Facebook went down hill after loosing the "The"

I want to let you know that as I think it's important you should all know exactly what I am doing.

You will no longer get updates on my location, favorite foods, memes, puppy jokes, what I ate last night, who's upset me and of course Jokes

Oh and NO fake a$$ birthday wishes. Who want's to cheap out and buy a birthday card when you can just blow 2 sec's on a reply.

You can still get me on this wonderful thing called a "telephone", or even gmap to my house for a coffee.

Why not even write me an email or go the whole 9 and write me a letter.
Oh man, that's evil!

I thought about joining about ten years ago, but then I realized that everyone I keep contact with, I try to keep less contact with. Do you members really like your relatives or why the fuck did you join?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      03-29-2018, 01:57 PM   #5
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Oh man, that's evil!

I thought about joining about ten years ago, but then I realized that everyone I keep contact with, I try to keep less contact with. Do you members really like your relatives or why the fuck did you join?
For me, curiousity when it first came out. And then I just let it ride, I don't really care about it anymore, and never bothered with IG, Twitter, etc. Just time wasters. BP already sucks up enough of my time.
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For me, curiousity when it first came out. And then I just let it ride, I don't really care about it anymore, and never bothered with IG, Twitter, etc. Just time wasters. BP already sucks up enough of my time.
Yeah, I like this forum too, and before this it was IRC for me. I like reading what a stranger has to say and to argue with people I have nothing in common with more than I like reading what my friends are up to. They'll call me if they want to, if I can find my phone.

Btw I showed your milk post to my kid. He didn't recognize all the words you used so I was kind enough to translate your words to a form where he too now is more willing to hate Canadians.

Just kidding, he thought it was cool you took the time to reply to him. Canada scored yet an other cool point.

Thanks man.
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Never been on it purposefully and I don't like it when people post pics of me etc on it, never will.
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Hello friends,

In 72 hours I will be following Will Ferrell's example and quitting facebook.

I mean let's face it Facebook went down hill after loosing the "The"

I want to let you know that as I think it's important you should all know exactly what I am doing.

You will no longer get updates on my location, favorite foods, memes, puppy jokes, what I ate last night, who's upset me and of course Jokes

Oh and NO fake a$$ birthday wishes. Who want's to cheap out and buy a birthday card when you can just blow 2 sec's on a reply.

You can still get me on this wonderful thing called a "telephone", or even gmap to my house for a coffee.

Why not even write me an email or go the whole 9 and write me a letter.
Annnnd how do you expect to bully people into an eating disorder from now on?
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Now where will I go to see all the wonderful photos of your grilled cheese?
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      03-29-2018, 02:19 PM   #10
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      03-29-2018, 02:20 PM   #11
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I don't even like you, so good riddance.




I joke, I joke.

BP is a whole lot better than Facebook. I spend maybe 15 minutes on Facebook per day, maybe. BP...probably at least an hour.
Is that hour Canadian or US??
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what is BP?
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what is BP?
You can find it where your words are readable

EDIT : But also here in # 12 => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?p=22984304
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what is BP?
Some say it's European plot to communicate with Americans. Others say it's a forum where we post threads so our wives don't figure out we only registered to appreciate the hot chicks threads.
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      03-29-2018, 02:34 PM   #15
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Never been on it purposefully and I don't like it when people post pics of me etc on it, never will.
Ahhh, I see....you're like me then - you have a face for radio...
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Ahhh, I see....you're like me then - you have a face for radio...
I tricked a few at least and trapped one for nearly twenty years.
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Is that hour Canadian or US??
Provided we are clear on the fact that I at times both hate you and appreciate you, it is an hour Canadian.

Fortunately, not linked at all to the F/X rate between our two countries, or I'd be shortchanged every day by about half a day it feels like.
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Butt plug.
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Hello friends,

In 72 hours I will be following Will Ferrell's example and quitting facebook.

I mean let's face it Facebook went down hill after loosing the "The"

I want to let you know that as I think it's important you should all know exactly what I am doing.

You will no longer get updates on my location, favorite foods, memes, puppy jokes, what I ate last night, who's upset me and of course Jokes

Oh and NO fake a$$ birthday wishes. Who want's to cheap out and buy a birthday card when you can just blow 2 sec's on a reply.

You can still get me on this wonderful thing called a "telephone", or even gmap to my house for a coffee.

Why not even write me an email or go the whole 9 and write me a letter.
Who cares??
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Hello friends,

In 72 hours I will be following Will Ferrell's example and quitting facebook.

I mean let's face it Facebook went down hill after loosing the "The"

I want to let you know that as I think it's important you should all know exactly what I am doing.

You will no longer get updates on my location, favorite foods, memes, puppy jokes, what I ate last night, who's upset me and of course Jokes

Oh and NO fake a$$ birthday wishes. Who want's to cheap out and buy a birthday card when you can just blow 2 sec's on a reply.

You can still get me on this wonderful thing called a "telephone", or even gmap to my house for a coffee.

Why not even write me an email or go the whole 9 and write me a letter.
I suspect that you have a lot of drama on FB. If you really didn't want it, you would not even post this.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.




Oh, and don't post your drama, like this, on forums either, as you are just substituting this for FB!
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