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      09-30-2022, 05:04 PM   #40745
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This reminds me when i was younger and pulled my groin muscle in a soccer game.

Night time came and i got this brilliant idea to put some Rub-A535 on my groin/inner thigh muscle and then go to sleep.

Well, needless to say that was a very very bad idea! One of the twins rubbed up against that area and hell esued.

In panic and buring agony, i didn't knwo what to do, so i thougth maybe i'd just try and wash it off in the shower.
Bad bad bad idea. Once the water hit the affected twin it was like someone poured gasoline and set it on fire.

Lessons were learned that night!
Try getting it on the old chocolate starfish. You know you’re alive then!
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      10-01-2022, 06:56 AM   #40751
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Twice as fast @ 28 seconds?

56 seconds before?
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...but it's a MIGHTY Morris Minor!!!!!
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...but it's a MIGHTY Morris Minor!!!!!
Neighbor had a green Morris Minor when I was a kid. I can still hear that thing farting and back firing as he tried to nurse the beast down the street when it was cold. I don't think it had enough power to get out of its own way.
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Neighbor had a green Morris Minor when I was a kid. I can still hear that thing farting and back firing as he tried to nurse the beast down the street when it was cold. I don't think it had enough power to get out of its own way.
I had a Minor in the late 60's, it was the easiest of cars to work on, I bought it used but in immaculate condition, I wish I still had it as it would be worth a fortune today, sad to say mine was green, as many were in that era
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