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      08-30-2022, 11:48 AM   #859
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Another cat video...



Damn crows started it.
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      08-31-2022, 05:28 PM   #862
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Edit: this one's been around for a while, but still funny.
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A co-worker witnessed his neighbor's cat nailing a Magpie. After that, all of the remaining resident Magpies went ape-shit whenever the cat went outdoors. It was like, "There he is! He did it!"
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Magpie movie removed.
A co-worker witnessed his neighbor's cat nailing a Magpie. After that, all of the remaining resident Magpies went ape-shit whenever the cat went outdoors. It was like, "There he is! He did it!"
Why does it say in your quote from me
"Magpie movie removed?"

I never said that.
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Why does it say in your quote from me
"Magpie movie removed?"

I never said that.
No idea.
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No picture, but here's the story

So my son calls me today while I'm sitting on our patio under our oak tree. After about 10 minutes I realize that I need to take a screaming piss.

Not wanting to walk down a dozen + steps and do my chores in an echoing bathroom, I wandered down the path under our tree and took a silent whizz in our juniper bushes.

As I was wandering down the path I noticed my faithful kitty was following me. While I was doing my chores, I looked over my shoulder to see that he was busy hosing down a juniper bush about 8 feet away.

Good kitty!
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