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      06-14-2017, 05:24 PM   #50337
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As an old whore, I take exception to your comments.
Meanwhile do you rock the MT (stick) ?
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      06-14-2017, 06:57 PM   #50338
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So, I got my Masters in Cyber Security. Now what do I do?

P.S. Anyone here do Real Estate? Not an agent, but buy, reno, and flip?
Look into the field of cryptocurrency. There are a lot of demands for safer wallets and stuff. Should be a good field to be in as long as the field doesn't get crushed by regulations.
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      06-14-2017, 07:32 PM   #50339
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As an old whore, I take exception to your comments.
Meanwhile do you rock the MT (stick) ?
Well, I haven't stalled in a while.
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Look into the field of cryptocurrency. There are a lot of demands for safer wallets and stuff. Should be a good field to be in as long as the field doesn't get crushed by regulations.
Dude, you're a genius....
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Well, I haven't stalled in a while.
Congratulations !
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Dude, you're a genius....
In OT everyone is genius !
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      06-15-2017, 05:42 PM   #50344
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Take note of this !

August 26
*Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather*

Who bets the money on McGregor ?
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      06-15-2017, 07:09 PM   #50345
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He will get frustrated and start kicks and take downs
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      06-15-2017, 07:38 PM   #50346
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He will get frustrated and start kicks and take downs
I put my Euro's on McGregor , because he's bat crazy!
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McGregor is not going to fair well. But, even when his ass does get beat, he'll get a massive pay check.



I'd get knocked out for millions.
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My ankle is fucked. My back is fucked. I'm all bruised up. I think i broke a finger today and my shoulder is swollen. None of the bother me as much as hunger does.

Fuck my life my mother in law can not cook. She won't let me, and I'm HUNGRY!!!

I fucking can not do this bad food on a plate horror story again. I am never entering this summer home again.
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You mother in law cooks unrecognizable plates of mush. You need a new MIL.


Might be time to consider bringing a satchel filled with real food?
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Take note of this !

August 26
*Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather*

Who bets the money on McGregor ?
Not a damn soul lol.

Floyd is such a good defensive boxer.

This is just to stuff both guys pockets, they'll be laughing all the way to the bank after this one.
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      06-16-2017, 05:04 PM   #50351
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My ankle is fucked. My back is fucked. I'm all bruised up. I think i broke a finger today and my shoulder is swollen. None of the bother me as much as hunger does.

Fuck my life my mother in law can not cook. She won't let me, and I'm HUNGRY!!!

I fucking can not do this bad food on a plate horror story again. I am never entering this summer home again.
Ohhh...Wow ! Anna your situation really s@cks . I feel really sorry to hear this !

But tell me.. How could this happen ?
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Ohhh...Wow ! Anna your situation really s@cks . I feel really sorry to hear this !

But tell me.. How could this happen ?
Haha, that's the sad thing. I'm building a roof, and instead of falling down, my ankle gave up on me which means every move i make is super secure, which apparently means I'm bloody hell beating myself on the damn timber all the time.

Jesus my mil tries to kill me of hunger. I can't take this.
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In OT everyone is genius !
Aside from the wanker who brought us the NSFW shit
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      06-18-2017, 10:48 AM   #50355
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I agree..
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