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      11-14-2018, 06:35 PM   #1981
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My new "friend" had a tragedy today. He locked his keys in his car and had a flat tire at the same time I was getting my eyebrows SNATCHED for the GODS and almost went to help him out but he said waiting in the rain was ok with him, me pampering myself was more important.

Is this the future of budding Love? I'd say yes! Kim K and Kanye, watch out cause I got a new boo! Lmao
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My new "friend" had a tragedy today. He locked his keys in his car and had a flat tire at the same time I was getting my eyebrows SNATCHED for the GODS and almost went to help him out but he said waiting in the rain was ok with him, me pampering myself was more important.

Is this the future of budding Love? I'd say yes! Kim K and Kanye, watch out cause I got a new boo! Lmao
Sounds like he was being sarcastic and hoping you'd drop what you were doing to come rescue him... did you let him down?
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he said waiting in the rain was ok with him, me pampering myself was more important.
if a woman said that it would mean the exact opposite thing
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he said waiting in the rain was ok with him, me pampering myself was more important.
if a woman said that it would mean the exact opposite thing
True...but my eyebrows is JACKED and I got my new BOO(so far). I am GOOD lol.

Who knew dorky Caucasian boys were in demand? I ALWAYS DID!! Aaaaahhhhhhh!! And he's hotter than the fkn SUN!!


*prays that this works out*
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
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Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
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I wouldn't. That was about the last time I got laid
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
Let me just say this, you could have anyone you wanted. If you were to show interest in someone I have no doubt they would be very receptive.
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Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
Let me just say this, you could have anyone you wanted. If you were to show interest in someone I have no doubt they would be very receptive.
Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
Let me just say this, you could have anyone youas wanted. If you were to show interest in someone I have no doubt they would be very receptive.
Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
I'm not trying discount what you're saying as you're exactly right I don't know you personally but I also think that maybe your self esteem isn't what it should be. Most women would kill to look like you. You are clearly intelligent and from what I see relatively successful career wise. Most women I know that if in your shoes would very much take advantage of that and use it to their benefit. If anything I can respect you for not being that way.
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Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
I'm not trying discount what you're saying as you're exactly right I don't know you personally but I also think that maybe your self esteem isn't what it should be. Most women would kill to look like you. You are clearly intelligent and from what I see relatively successful career wise. Most women I know that if in your shoes would very much take advantage of that and use it to their benefit. If anything I can respect you for not being that way.
I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
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Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
I'm not trying discount what you're saying as you're exactly right I don't know you personally but I also think that maybe your self esteem isn't what it should be. Most women would kill to look like you. You are clearly intelligent and from what I see relatively successful career wise. Most women I know that if in your shoes would very much take advantage of that and use it to their benefit. If anything I can respect you for not being that way.
I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
I don't think you're fishing for compliments here by any means. I'm my opinion the girl next door personality type only increases the desirable factor. No real man wants someone who is fake or is high maintenance.
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I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
literally until i read the last part i was going to say "youre into cars thats 10/10 on its own"
but then again idk you in real life...
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I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
literally until i read the last part i was going to say "youre into cars thats 10/10 on its own"
but then again idk you in real life...
Well actually I mostly care only about my own car
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Likewise - I would never date someone who wanted me for my car. I did however date someone who didn't know cars, and after about a month it went like this:

Her: This isn't a normal car is it?
Me: No
Her: What is it?

I went on to explain the BMW M series etc, showed her how to spot them. Weeks later she told me she got a ride home in her workmates "M" once but could tell it wasn't an M because it didn't have quad pipes at the back etc - was funny. She'd become a car spotter.

We then went away on a weekend trip, and she asked me to open it up for her. On a small country back road where I could see for miles I nailed it and let her experience it. When we got to the hotel she jumped me and told me the drive had made her so hot she couldn't wait. Said "if your guy friends ever ask if your car has got you laid, you can say yes!"
damn maybe i should invest in a mineral white M3
It doesn't work.
Ummmm....Tara, you're an attractive lady. Having a nice car should mean nothing to man unless it intimidates him, at this point that's a big red flag. Are you stating that you are lacking in the bedroom?

Please tell me it's only because you have high standards.
Haha! I can't say! I'm not anonymous!!!
Let me just say this, you could have anyone youas wanted. If you were to show interest in someone I have no doubt they would be very receptive.
Nah, that's not true. You don't know me in real life.
I'm not trying discount what you're saying as you're exactly right I don't know you personally but I also think that maybe your self esteem isn't what it should be. Most women would kill to look like you. You are clearly intelligent and from what I see relatively successful career wise. Most women I know that if in your shoes would very much take advantage of that and use it to their benefit. If anything I can respect you for not being that way.
I appreciate the kind words and let me assure others reading that I'm not trying to fish for compliments here. I do think I'm fairly smart and funny but don't be fooled by what you see online. I often tell people who hit on me online to stop because it's just an internet illusion. You see pics online of a girl and a fast car. Don't be fooled. I'm just a regular girl in real life that does not turn heads.
Fuck that Tara, you turn heads, maybe too picky? We are not in our 20s anymore.
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I swear to dog, I don't. I live in a city full of Asian girls that look like me. I'm not picky when it comes to looks, but yes I probably have high standards personality-wise.
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thats still way more than so many girls i know...
i honestly feel like you could pull so many guys but your standards won't let you - i dont think thats a bad thing. you have NO clue how many people my age would be your literal slave solely because of fast and furious (Asian girl who's into cars)
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