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      06-17-2021, 08:36 PM   #67
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Cutest animal you'll see (w handful of leaves in his hand at the ready)🐨

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A former co-worker had a "chat" with a tree squirrel one day and ended up getting pissed on.
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Cute yes, but those damn things will tear your face off!
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A former co-worker had a "chat" with a tree squirrel one day and ended up getting pissed on.
Well; did it piss him off?
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Male on the right. $5 says the female stated that she wasn't even hungry 5 minutes before this photo was taken.
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I'm not an ornithologist but I can always tell the female of the species.


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These are Rose-ringed parakeets from Kaudulla national park. The male is on the right. Oddly the females of the Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, and Class Aves display duller color pallets, while the males tend to be more attractive and brightly colored. This is of course to attract the lack luster females.

Just thought I'd share.
This was how I read the picture: the one on the left is annoying and the one on the right is hesitant to provide a hard response.

Regarding colourways, females don't need to look attractive when in high demand but they do need a protective look every time, I guess. Also, it might be the male's responsibility to divert predators from the nest.
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$5 says the female stated that she wasn't even hungry 5 minutes before this photo was taken.
It's irrelevant if she's hungry or not. He must bring food anyway.
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This was how I read the picture: the one on the left is annoying and the one on the right is hesitant to provide a hard response.

Regarding colourways, females don't need to look attractive when in high demand but they do need a protective look every time, I guess. Also, it might be the male's responsibility to divert predators from the nest.
I assumed that Jane was referencing the "talk to the hand" pose of the winged-rat on the right, insinuating that this was the female (on the right) being tired of the males shit. I might be wrong. If I am, then the male is on the left.

Also see post in Confess Here. I seriously know shit about birds, but I can google the hell out of anything.

Also if the females don't need to look attractive just because they are in high demand, I guess this explains blue hair, neck/face tattoos and wearing pajama pants/house shoes combo in public of modern day single ladies. I didn't realize how our closely related our species courtly love structure was.
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It's irrelevant if she's hungry or not. He must bring food anyway.
I don't have a solid rebuttal for this. You are correct. Regardless of how not hungry the female is, she will still eat the males food, and the male should be pleased to supply said nourishment....although he will now go without because she wasn't hungry.

Our species and theirs do share many similarities.

I'm just being a dick as 90% of her posts are verbally degrading of men in a feeble attempt at flirting.

Up next, Jane explains how our societal mating rituals should mirror that of the Preying Mantis.
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I assumed that Jane was referencing the "talk to the hand" pose of the winged-rat on the right, insinuating that this was the female (on the right) being tired of the males shit. I might be wrong. If I am, then the male is on the left.
What?

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Also if the females don't need to look attractive just because they are in high demand, I guess this explains blue hair, neck/face tattoos and wearing pajama pants/house shoes combo in public of modern day single ladies. I didn't realize how our closely related our species courtly love structure was.
I don't know if explicitly ugly women can be in demand (they might be according to the dedicated neighbouring thread). I would guess they are simply desperate. There should be "a bit" more of common sense in the animal world.
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I don't know if explicitly ugly women can be in demand
According to them they are in very high demand.
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I don't have a solid rebuttal for this. You are correct. Regardless of how not hungry the female is, she will still eat the males food, and the male should be pleased to supply said nourishment....although he will now go without because she wasn't hungry.

Our species and theirs do share many similarities.

I'm just being a dick as 90% of her posts are verbally degrading of men in a feeble attempt at flirting.

Up next, Jane explains how our societal mating rituals should mirror that of the Preying Mantis.
Or a Black Widow.
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You guys are such 1/2-glass emptiers haha. Their overwhelming cuteness renders their perceived bad pts trivial
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You guys are such 1/2-glass emptiers haha. Their overwhelming cuteness renders their perceived bad pts trivial
I felt the same way about the second wife. I was wrong.
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You guys are such 1/2-glass emptiers haha. Their overwhelming cuteness renders their perceived bad pts trivial
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Have you heard their mating call?
Surprisingly loud for such a small, cute critter. Also, sounds kinda like a donkey. lol

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I felt the same way about the second wife. I was wrong.
...but that's where you messed up, should've heeded the saying "once bitten, twice shy".


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Surprisingly loud for such a small, cute critter. Also, sounds kinda like a donkey. lol

Yes, I'm very familiar w those cute marsupials, I know they sound like a broken carburetor sometimes lol. However, they also make a cute screeching noise when calling out for their moms. Nothing will sway me from being enamoured forever w them!
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Yes, I'm very familiar w those cute marsupials, I know they sound like a broken carburetor sometimes lol. However, they also make a cute screeching noise when calling out for their moms. Nothing will sway me from being enamoured forever w them!
Agree! Was watching a show with them last night called "The secrets of the Zoo: Down Under." Had an episode about cute Koalas. It was on the Nat Geo Wild channel. Very good show with lots of wonderful animals.
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...but that's where you messed up, should've heeded the saying "once bitten, twice shy".
Well.....she was extremely hot and she had a vagina that she liked to share with me. It'll happen again....it's actually happening again now. The difference is the one that I have now is so much nicer to deal with and I think she actually likes me.
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Well.....she was extremely hot and she had a vagina that she liked to share with me. It'll happen again....it's actually happening again now. The difference is the one that I have now is so much nicer to deal with and I think she actually likes me.
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Well.....she was extremely hot and she had a vagina that she liked to share with me. It'll happen again....it's actually happening again now. The difference is the one that I have now is so much nicer to deal with and I think she actually likes me.
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