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      02-01-2018, 09:44 AM   #51371
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Had breakfast with a gun guru, former member, and knife fight broke out. Headed out to metropolitan grill with this good soul.
Not a real fight, I know you both brought guns to this 'knife fight'
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      02-01-2018, 09:55 AM   #51372
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Hmm maybe.
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      02-01-2018, 10:02 AM   #51373
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You know what really sucks?

You are painting areas of the roof. You had no problem getting from the ladder to the roof (OK, a little) Now you are done with activities on the roof. You go back to your egress point, the ladder hasn't moved, but you can't reach said ladder no matter how many times you try to stretch one foot to there. Fear of falling/heights doesn't help. You call your son who is in one of the rooms below 13 times and get no response. Nobody is walking down your street. Screaming names into roof vents and stomping on the roof over the room your son is in doesn't draw his attention. After about 30 minutes of contemplating your navel, finally your son calls you back and holds the ladder and your foot.
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      02-01-2018, 12:28 PM   #51374
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You know what really sucks?

You are painting areas of the roof. You had no problem getting from the ladder to the roof (OK, a little) Now you are done with activities on the roof. You go back to your egress point, the ladder hasn't moved, but you can't reach said ladder no matter how many times you try to stretch one foot to there. Fear of falling/heights doesn't help. You call your son who is in one of the rooms below 13 times and get no response. Nobody is walking down your street. Screaming names into roof vents and stomping on the roof over the room your son is in doesn't draw his attention. After about 30 minutes of contemplating your navel, finally your son calls you back and holds the ladder and your foot.
Can you really blame him? Your son probably heard you, but he figured you were just a few inches away from an insurance payout that would change his life.
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      02-01-2018, 12:31 PM   #51375
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Can you really blame him? Your son probably heard you, but he figured you were just a few inches away from an insurance payout that would change his life.

Then his conscience got to him last night because he made me Mac/Cheese for dinner, and the chickens were already fed when I got home from work. Mom would get it first anyways.
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      02-03-2018, 06:48 PM   #51376
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Had breakfast with a gun guru, former member, and knife fight broke out. Headed out to metropolitan grill with this good soul.

holy crap that's a lot of food!



...and it looks damn tasty


I'd go total barbarian on that plate
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      02-03-2018, 06:52 PM   #51377
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It was, first time I've had cfs there was very good.
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      02-04-2018, 05:33 AM   #51378
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According the Belgian weather forcast we can get next week freeze temps. down to - 12° Celsius !
But it feels much colder , and for the moment it snows => https://www.zita.be/nieuws/lifestyle...erm=2018-02-04
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      02-07-2018, 06:04 AM   #51379
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parents back home think they're cold. they don't see negative in celcius.
and im in chicago, seeing single digit and even sub-zero in FAHRENHEIT.

pls help is cold
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      02-08-2018, 02:16 AM   #51380
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The dumbass of the young year is - what else - a 3 series driver, I hope the snow wouldnt ruin his black leather inside
Oh, and it was only -3.5°C at night...

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      02-08-2018, 03:35 AM   #51381
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The weather is still very cold, nothing is special. Go to work and back home, I also had some coffees with my best friend
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      02-08-2018, 12:18 PM   #51382
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3zero3 wanted $1850 to install springs on my F10 535ix. WTF?
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      02-08-2018, 04:11 PM   #51383
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You have to see that
P.S.: Skip the little dirtbag at 9:23 until the end, isnt worth the time

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      02-09-2018, 09:08 AM   #51384
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Canada is still fucking cold, feels like it gets colder every year. Missing my summer Mexico trip
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Canada is still fucking cold, feels like it gets colder every year. Missing my summer Mexico trip
*Parts of Canada. Vancouver was beautiful yesterday.
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Canada is still fucking cold, feels like it gets colder every year. Missing my summer Mexico trip
*Parts of Canada. Vancouver was beautiful yesterday.
Well time to move I guess. I'm in the east coast, Québec
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just bought tickets to florida for spring break with my best friend

wat do in florida if you're not 21 yet?
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      02-11-2018, 08:02 AM   #51389
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      02-11-2018, 05:26 PM   #51390
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just bought tickets to florida for spring break with my best friend

wat do in florida if you're not 21 yet?
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      02-11-2018, 07:24 PM   #51391
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My aunt from New Mexico was up the other night - apparently no one in her town has heard of butter tarts. Seems odd to me, but it brings the question - what delicious foods am I missing out on because I don't know they exist?

So have you heard of butter tarts, and what are some foods which are favourites, which might not have made it to Canada?
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