Sign out
Bimmerpost
Login
BMW E39 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read  
Go Back   BMW E39 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      10-12-2016, 08:03 AM   #507
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
United_States
3328
Rep
775
Posts

 
Drives: MG/DB 14' 335i X-Drive
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Madhouse on Madison

iTrader: (0)

Always kept a flash drive with Ubuntu on hand for formatting drives.
__________________
VRSF FMIC
VRSF CP
RPI GT Exhaust
BM3
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 08:04 AM   #508
Joekerr
Is Joe King
Joekerr's Avatar
4449
Rep
1,617
Posts

 
Drives: 2012 300C SRT8
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Well, Linux never was a big end user platform. You knowing about it gives us finns hope we some day manage to do something other great than get a Nobel for cow feed and for economics.
Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Don't forget about hockey and death metal. I'd award a double Nobel prize for those 2. I would be 50% of OT can name at least 2 Linux distros and 25% has run it at home for at least some period of time. C'mon people.
Hey now, don't be so hard on the Finnish people (can't believe I'm saying this) - you also developed the Hakkapellita winter tire which rocks. That's another checkmark for Finland as far as I'm concerned.

And Lups - even you are valuable - don't ever forget that. Your organs would fetch a good price on the market. Even us insignificant people have that going for us.
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 08:05 AM   #509
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
United_States
3328
Rep
775
Posts

 
Drives: MG/DB 14' 335i X-Drive
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Madhouse on Madison

iTrader: (0)

Fins also make very nice scissors
__________________
VRSF FMIC
VRSF CP
RPI GT Exhaust
BM3
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 08:07 AM   #510
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6581
Rep
1,286
Posts

 
Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [4.50]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Hey now, don't be so hard on the Finnish people (can't believe I'm saying this) - you also developed the Hakkapellita winter tire which rocks. That's another checkmark for Finland as far as I'm concerned.

And Lups - even you are valuable - don't ever forget that. Your organs would fetch a good price on the market. Even us insignificant people have that going for us.
Just for your mathematics, I am pretty sure the liver is shot. The brain may or may not be "second quality" - a highly capably model, but possibly slightly defective. The rest though... nice!
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 08:10 AM   #511
C1Boston
Private First Class
97
Rep
198
Posts

 
Drives: 2012 328i Xdrive coupe
Join Date: Jul 2016
Location: Finland

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
It is safe to say I've ruined the image. This is why Swedish chicks don't use internet.
Suomi's> Swedish girl's but shhhhh.
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 08:11 AM   #512
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6581
Rep
1,286
Posts

 
Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [4.50]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by C1Boston View Post
Suomi's> Swedish girl's but shhhhh.
Suomi's To each his own, I guess.

__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 08:24 AM   #513
Joekerr
Is Joe King
Joekerr's Avatar
4449
Rep
1,617
Posts

 
Drives: 2012 300C SRT8
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
And Lups - even you are valuable - don't ever forget that. Your organs would fetch a good price on the market. Even us insignificant people have that going for us.
Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Just for your mathematics, I am pretty sure the liver is shot. The brain may or may not be "second quality" - a highly capably model, but possibly slightly defective. The rest though... nice!
I heartily agree with your assessment - that's why I used the broad term "organs". I was thinking the value would be based mostly off her heart, which, while it bleeds considerably, is quite large and would likely fetch a handsome price.
Appreciate 1
jtodd_fl6581.00

      10-12-2016, 08:39 AM   #514
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
10830
Rep
15,269
Posts

 
Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
Hey now, don't be so hard on the Finnish people (can't believe I'm saying this) - you also developed the Hakkapellita winter tire which rocks. That's another checkmark for Finland as far as I'm concerned.

And Lups - even you are valuable - don't ever forget that. Your organs would fetch a good price on the market. Even us insignificant people have that going for us.
Those are good tyres, and I like the stock too.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aatish View Post
Fins also make very nice scissors
and the handle color makes them impossible to lose! I demand two points for this!

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Just for your mathematics, I am pretty sure the liver is shot. The brain may or may not be "second quality" - a highly capably model, but possibly slightly defective. The rest though... nice!
Quote:
Originally Posted by C1Boston View Post
Suomi's> Swedish girl's but shhhhh.
Can't comment, I seldom do chicks.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
I heartily agree with your assessment - that's why I used the broad term "organs". I was thinking the value would be based mostly off her heart, which, while it bleeds considerably, is quite large and would likely fetch a handsome price.
Hey! Watch it! My brain will be studied as a waste material after I die!

For the last part of the post, you get one insult without a date demands. And maybe I'll think of some other foods than cale to threaten you with.

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

Last edited by Lups; 10-12-2016 at 09:00 AM.. Reason: my phone can't even spell check date right.
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 08:53 AM   #515
F80_M
Colonel
F80_M's Avatar
622
Rep
2,069
Posts

 
Drives: F80, F36, McPrius
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Orlando

iTrader: (1)

You guys lost me at Linux
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 09:01 AM   #516
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
10830
Rep
15,269
Posts

 
Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by F80_M View Post
You guys lost me at Linux
Well, we can all still be friends if you're familiar with the epic work of one A. I. Virtanen.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 09:07 AM   #517
Joekerr
Is Joe King
Joekerr's Avatar
4449
Rep
1,617
Posts

 
Drives: 2012 300C SRT8
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
For the last part of the post, you get one insult without a date demands. And maybe I'll think of some other foods than cale to threaten you with.

I'm having trouble translating this in my head, but what I'm taking away from this is that you are saying I get an opportunity to hurl one insult at you free of charge (ie. free from you demanding a date).

That's what I'm going with anyways.
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 09:09 AM   #518
gtron
powerhouse
gtron's Avatar
United_States
632
Rep
1,629
Posts

 
Drives: 2014 Porsche 981 CS
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Orange County, CA

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
Did someone say Linux?
__________________
no signature. except for this one.
Appreciate 1
Lups10829.50

      10-12-2016, 09:13 AM   #519
CosmosMpower
Brigadier General
CosmosMpower's Avatar
1735
Rep
3,524
Posts

 
Drives: F80, F87c, GT3, MK7 GTI
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Frisco, TX

iTrader: (1)

This thread is a giant stinking dumpster fire
Appreciate 1
gtron632.00

      10-12-2016, 09:53 AM   #520
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
7557
Rep
7,198
Posts

 
Drives: E90 325i Arctic
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by gtron View Post
Did someone say Linux?
and DOS.

Man, the things I did to an autoexec.bat file to mess with old farts, in the day. After making those modem sounds and downloading pictures for minutes. An M motor has NOTHING on the advances 14.4 made over 9600.
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 09:57 AM   #521
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6581
Rep
1,286
Posts

 
Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [4.50]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
and DOS.

Man, the things I did to an autoexec.bat file to mess with old farts, in the day. After making those modem sounds and downloading pictures for minutes. An M motor has NOTHING on the advances 14.4 made over 9600.
Ah the good old days of modems...

__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 1
UncleWede7557.00

      10-12-2016, 10:02 AM   #522
Dang3r
Schmollbraten
Dang3r's Avatar
Germany
2484
Rep
1,415
Posts

 
Drives: RS 5
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Liandri Central Core

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Ah the good old days of modems...
This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
__________________
RS 5 - ZX12R LE - GPZ750 Turbo

I///M the infidel, your BMW-dealer has warned you about
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 10:05 AM   #523
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6581
Rep
1,286
Posts

 
Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [4.50]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dang3r View Post
This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
I just do this when I extract:
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 10:05 AM   #524
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
7557
Rep
7,198
Posts

 
Drives: E90 325i Arctic
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dang3r View Post
This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
My heart thanks you for the 30 seconds of guttural laughter
Appreciate 2
Lups10829.50
Dang3r2484.00

      10-12-2016, 10:21 AM   #525
atxgt3
First Lieutenant
153
Rep
347
Posts

 
Drives: 11 E92, 17 X5M, 15 Huracan
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: TX

iTrader: (1)

I grew up two countries away from Finland and I know nothing about Finnish people except that they have super long words with a million consonants. Are there any hot famous Finnish women?
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 10:21 AM   #526
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
10830
Rep
15,269
Posts

 
Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Ah the good old days of modems...

Oh god... That's from our bedroom!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 10:23 AM   #527
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
10830
Rep
15,269
Posts

 
Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dang3r View Post
This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
Yeah, I remember killing a guy after I heard that one.
Quote:
Originally Posted by atxgt3 View Post
I grew up two countries away from Finland and I know nothing about Finnish people except that they have super long words with a million consonants. Are there any hot famous Finnish women?
Dear god no! Nothing to see here.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 1
Dang3r2484.00

      10-12-2016, 10:56 AM   #528
///M Power-Belgium
Lieutenant General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
18033
Rep
10,867
Posts

 
Drives: ///M3-E92-DCT Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dang3r View Post
This reminds me to the follwing advice: Women dont like if your put your dong outta her and make the unplug sound when a device is disconnected
Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
I just do this when I extract:
Guys that depends of her vacuum s@ck force !
I noticed ...Bigger lips = Bigger vacuum .

That's why I think when I see black chicks with big lips...The vacuum must be awesome !

__________________
BPM DEV-Tune & DCT Software-Tune & Servotronic & coding ///Alpine HID Angeleyes ///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:03 AM.




5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST