My awesomely easy life!

[Lups]

So.

Today lunch was delivered and I had to put in my cc twice to his machine!

We have a thread abt horses, I thought we with real big issues need one too.

This is not the first world problems people! My butler didn't insert the pin!

[Sara]

Was that English?

[C5driver]

I totally agree Lups . You made some compelling arguments and I'll reconsider withdrawing what I said about your lack of finesse and diplomacy.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Was that English?

Honestly, I don't know. The English I've studied and the books I've read in English suggests it can pass as such. I do admit my language in any language I speak is not the norm.

[Axius]

I work from 7 to 3 basically every day and can do mostly whatever I want.


Does that count as easy too?

[Hooter]

Originally Posted by Lups

Honestly, I don't know. The English I've studied and the books I've read in English suggests it can pass as such. I do admit my language in any language I speak is not the norm.

I wouldn't bother mate. Most of the Brits can't even speak English!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

I work from 7 to 3 basically every day and can do mostly whatever I want.


Does that count as easy too?

Yes. Was that English enough as an answer?

Originally Posted by Hooter

I wouldn't bother mate. Most of the Brits can't even speak English!

Hahah, you construct sentences more my way, that fucking rocks mate!


But Scotland ruins it all, all of the island. When faced with an Indian accent (of English) I go into a trance. "I'm sorry but your cc stopped working sine..." And I hear: "I'm going yo tell you all the reasons you're the most awesome person in the world Anna..."

To Scotland and Scottish accent. You don't hear it. You drink it. The effect is the same as with the Indian and this thread is a good demonstration of the aftermath.

But seriously, I had to insert my credit card twice. Two times. It was hard for me. It was like labor.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yes. Was that English enough as an answer?

Fuck if I know, apparently I'm one of the few who never misunderstood you.



Wait..., what was the question again?

[fecurtis]

I don't understand...my job orders the office lunch everyday...people in other locations are.....responsible for providing their own lunch at work????

What world do you live in?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

I don't understand...my job orders the office lunch everyday...people in other locations are.....responsible for providing their own lunch at work????

What world do you live in?

My office provides lunch everyday. Friday's lunch and breakfast. Tuesday's lunch and drinks. It's pretty awesome

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

So.

Today lunch was delivered and I had to put in my cc twice to his machine!

We have a thread abt horses, I thought we with real big issues need one too.

This is not the first world problems people! My butler didn't insert the pin!

something tells me you would be cool to work for

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Sara504

My office provides lunch everyday. Friday's lunch and breakfast. Tuesday's lunch and drinks. It's pretty awesome

They don't want you to leave. I bet it helps productivity and morale as well.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

something tells me you would be cool to work for

She abuses her pool boys, so you wouldn't want that position.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Axius

She abuses her pool boys, so you wouldn't want that position.

All depends on how she abuses me. I bet she would relax after a hard and deep cleaning.

[ASAP]

I heard this on a show the other night-

God gave women a credit card slot in between their legs and they will charge it to their advantage.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

She abuses her pool boys, so you wouldn't want that position.

She eats horses and is verbally abusive

[1MOREMOD]

Uh I'm going to Belize for 10 days?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Uh I'm going to Belize and be eaten by cannibals.

[1MOREMOD]

Interesting way to go at least

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Fuck if I know, apparently I'm one of the few who never misunderstood you.

Wait..., what was the question again?

Originally Posted by fecurtis

I don't understand...my job orders the office lunch everyday...people in other locations are.....responsible for providing their own lunch at work????

What world do you live in?

Oh man I'd love to work for your company. Mine makes me do shit.

Originally Posted by Sara504

My office provides lunch everyday. Friday's lunch and breakfast. Tuesday's lunch and drinks. It's pretty awesome

Yeah! Mine doesn't! Eat what you order, no breaks, no dress or shoe code (the later hurt today) but my boss gives each of us (me) a 3 minute shower break daily.

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

something tells me you would be cool to work for

Hahaha, my subcontractors all love me. I haven't kept in touch in three years and I have a different phone number now. All of them make my time tables just to come in and charge me pennies.

"oh fuck yes I remember you! I'll roll shit, 6am you say...?"

I'm fun. I need shit done but I'm fun.

Originally Posted by Axius

She abuses her pool boys, so you wouldn't want that position.

Shut it. You still have the job, right? Right?

Originally Posted by ASAP

I heard this on a show the other night-

God gave women a credit card slot in between their legs and they will charge it to their advantage.

Until she pays the bill. Monthly.

I have fucked this up. C5: Marry me?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

I have fucked this up. C5: Marry me?

What can possibly go wrong. Ok.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

What can possibly go wrong. Ok.

So we're not engaged to be married?! Jei!!!

Cool. I need a car first. I'm thinking E46 M3. Tuned up. After that I can't think of anything money could buy for me, but I'll pm sara to ask if I'm missing something.