The official "Ask a cop/deputy anything!" thread

[vreihen16]

What was that line that made Rodney Dangerfield tons of money?????

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loca...ffice/3569638/


Man Breaks Into Police Station, Tries to Rob Commander's Office

Published February 24, 2022 • Updated on February 24, 2022 at 9:55 am

There's risky, there's insanely risky, and then there's breaking into the police station to rob the commanding officer's office.

Which is exactly what cops say happened last night in the Bronx.

According to a senior police official, about 10 p.m. Wednesday, personnel at the 52nd Precinct on Webster Avenue discovered Carlos Luciano inside their CO's office. He had apparently entered through a first-floor window, the senior official said, damaging it in the process.

On being discovered, the official said, Luciano took off running through the station. He was captured on the first floor and taken into custody, where he was charged with burglary.

According to the latest NYPD data, burglaries in the 52nd Precinct are up 27% this year.

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

What was that line that made Rodney Dangerfield tons of money?????

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loca...ffice/3569638/


Man Breaks Into Police Station, Tries to Rob Commander's Office

Published February 24, 2022 • Updated on February 24, 2022 at 9:55 am

There's risky, there's insanely risky, and then there's breaking into the police station to rob the commanding officer's office.

Which is exactly what cops say happened last night in the Bronx.

According to a senior police official, about 10 p.m. Wednesday, personnel at the 52nd Precinct on Webster Avenue discovered Carlos Luciano inside their CO's office. He had apparently entered through a first-floor window, the senior official said, damaging it in the process.

On being discovered, the official said, Luciano took off running through the station. He was captured on the first floor and taken into custody, where he was charged with burglary.

According to the latest NYPD data, burglaries in the 52nd Precinct are up 27% this year.

Another master criminal brought down. 31 years of policing in a major city, I learned a few things and one of them was that the vast majority of criminals weren't that bright.

[lemetier]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

No officer will fault you at all for pulling over at the next exit. I used to direct people to exit the freeway at the next available exit. It's the better option in terms of safety and it's the tactically sound option.

Unless…Arkansas.

[Lady Jane]

[Sedan_Clan]

….and it happens this fast:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CanTJMY...dium=copy_link


I'm quarterbacking but….


….those Deputies should've taken possession of the knife the moment he was detained. They also should've conducted a pat-down for [additional] weapons the moment they contacted him as well. That oversight led to a shooting that was justified, but definitely avoidable. I would've had him on the ground the moment he started resisting, but thankfully none of the Deputies were hurt.

[Sedan_Clan]

The things you see while patrolling the hood. I've never seen a solar powered battery tender like this.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

The things you see while patrolling the hood. I've never seen a solar powered battery tender like this.

"Remove before flight"

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

The things you see while patrolling the hood. I've never seen a solar powered battery tender like this.

Been around for years. $14.99 at Hazard Fraught...including suction cups to place it inside the windshield:

https://www.harborfreight.com/15-wat...ger-62449.html

FYI, your new P-car is probably sitting in Germany right now with one of these on the dashboard. European car factories supposedly put one on each car as it rolls off the assembly line to keep the battery charged while it sits, and they are removed at the destination port for return to the factory as cars are being loaded up for transport to the selling dealerships.....

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Been around for years. $14.99 at Hazard Fraught...including suction cups to place it inside the windshield:

https://www.harborfreight.com/15-wat...ger-62449.html

FYI, your new P-car is probably sitting in Germany right now with one of these on the dashboard. European car factories supposedly put one on each car as it rolls off the assembly line to keep the battery charged while it sits, and they are removed at the destination port for return to the factory as cars are being loaded up for transport to the selling dealerships.....

Doesn't do any good if it's floating to the bottom of the ocean.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Been around for years. $14.99 at Hazard Fraught...including suction cups to place it inside the windshield:

https://www.harborfreight.com/15-wat...ger-62449.html

FYI, your new P-car is probably sitting in Germany right now with one of these on the dashboard. European car factories supposedly put one on each car as it rolls off the assembly line to keep the battery charged while it sits, and they are removed at the destination port for return to the factory as cars are being loaded up for transport to the selling dealerships.....

My car is on a boat en route to Santa Marta, Colombia and then San Diego, California (…and then to my L.A. based dealership). She's traveling at a brisk 16.7 knots. Get it girl!!!!!!!!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Doesn't do any good if it's floating to the bottom of the ocean.

Too soon?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Doesn't do any good if it's floating to the bottom of the ocean.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Too soon?

Never!!!

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Too soon?

Never!

I also need to correct my statement. It should read "sinking" to the bottom of the ocean.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Never!!!

Lol. We were synchronized there.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Lol. We were synchronized there.

I think it's a TiMSport thing.

(Inside joke)

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

My car is on a boat en route to Santa Marta, Colombia and then San Diego, California (…and then to my L.A. based dealership). She's traveling at a brisk 16.7 knots. Get it girl!!!!!!!!

Hmmm. Still plenty of chances of pulling a Felicity Ace.
Almost 4,000 nautical miles.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Hmmm. Still plenty of chances of pulling a Felicity Ace.
Almost 4,000 nautical miles.

If that happened I would be so !!!! It's already bad enough that it will have been a year by the time it's in my possession. I started this process last April.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

If that happened I would be so !!!! It's already bad enough that it will have been a year by the time it's in my possession. I started this process last April.

I'm sure I speak on behalf of all of us but we'd all be here to console you should that happen.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

I'm sure I speak on behalf of all of us but we'd all be here to console you should that happen.

I would feel defeated and change my pronouns to they/them.

[TiMSport]

A definitive sign that you have completely lost it.

[Randy Johnson]

Why are cops such assholes??? I mean seriously I get that their job sucks but they chose it. They are dealing with idiots all day.

[cmyx6go]