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      07-09-2018, 01:49 PM   #19031
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      07-10-2018, 12:30 PM   #19040
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^ Loud ass shirts aid in drawing the eye elsewhere......wait, epiphany!!! Mens clothing just explained!
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*Not_Judy starts wearing Hawaiian shirts to work and viola, problem solved
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^ Loud ass shirts aid in drawing the eye elsewhere......wait, epiphany!!! Mens clothing just explained!
I've always thought of the necktie as a contrasting-colored arrow pointing downward saying, "hey ladies, look at my dick!"

(and yes, I know the actual history of the cravat)
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      07-10-2018, 02:30 PM   #19046
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*Not_Judy starts wearing Hawaiian shirts to work and viola, problem solved
If I had only thought of this before. All this time I have been dealing with a less than pleasant attitude and all I had to do was dress like Magnum P.I.

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I've always thought of the necktie as a contrasting-colored arrow pointing downward saying, "hey ladies, look at my dick!"

(and yes, I know the actual history of the cravat)
A nice pleated pant aids in this eye-catchery. Yet another thing mens fashion of today has robbed of us with the non-pleated dress pant. I have a theory about mens fashion of today but I will keep it to myself.

Look up the history of the merkin. For those who are fans of Maynard James Keenan and his Merkin Vineyards, I can not confirm that this is the origin of the name of his vineyard but considering who the man is, his sense of humor and he is the front man of Puscifer (pronounced pussy-fur), I would say this is in line.

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      07-10-2018, 03:00 PM   #19047
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If I had only thought of this before. All this time I have been dealing with a less than pleasant attitude and all I had to do was dress like Magnum P.I.
Unless you cultivate the porn 'stache, it's just not the same.
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      07-10-2018, 03:11 PM   #19048
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      07-10-2018, 03:20 PM   #19049
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