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      10-22-2015, 12:13 PM   #309
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If you were to become a guy tomorrow, would you sleep with guys (homo) or girls (hetero) when you're a man?
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This might be a little stupid but whatever. So I met this girl in early September on a Friday when my roommate and I went over to his girlfriends apartment to pre-game. I spilled a drink on my shirt and the girlfriends roommate tended to me quite nicely and I really liked her. We did some small talk, blah blah blah, light physical contact and then went out for the night. Fast forward to present day, I usually see her around campus and just say "Hey, what's up?" and wave. Pretty basic I know. Anyways, my two roommates and I where invited back to their place next Friday and I'm really trying to make something happen, but my other roommate is trying to hook up with her as well even though he has never even met her before, he's just seen pictures. I think he is just trying to piss me off. I don't know. Should we fight over her, just drop it all, or should I tell him to fuck off? If you read this far thanks and let me know whats good
You made my head hurt.

If you're dumb enough to share your intentions with your roommate before you've gotten to a solid base with the chick, you can just let go. Your roommate is going to win since in her eyes you weren't that interested in the first place because you set him after her.

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If you were to become a guy tomorrow, would you sleep with guys (homo) or girls (hetero) when you're a man?
I'd go gay! No more periods, no more me being a bitch, no more feelings and we could play with our light sabers and nobody would be mean to us.
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      10-22-2015, 12:21 PM   #314
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If you were to become a guy tomorrow, would you sleep with guys (homo) or girls (hetero) when you're a man?
I would probably have sex with women (or both) and then date guys. Probably.

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Do you feel that the increase in government subsidized student loans have contributed to the rising cost in education?
Yup. Same concept behind a lot of bubbles, artificially created loose monetary policy is not a good thing...
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If we both turned into men and dated each other, would we be gay, lesbians, or straight?
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Hey it was just a suggestion, and the movie you picked sucked! Next time I'll just rub your back.
Well, you completely turned down my first movie choice, which was a lovely menage e' tois between some lovely young females in love. But NO. Lups had other ideas in mind.
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You would be transexual straight gay lesbians.
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If we both turned into men and dated each other, would we be gay, lesbians, or straight?
We'd be right.

And we'd be hot enough so we could probably get side pieces to play with us.
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      10-22-2015, 12:28 PM   #319
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Haha, this thread has been great for my lack of productivity this morning.


At any given moment, why do women always like to ask, "what are you thinking about?"
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Well, you completely turned down my first movie choice, which was a lovely menage e' tois between some lovely young females in love. But NO. Lups had other ideas in mind.
Stop whining you pussy! I thought we were watching porn while eating pizza but that was a real documentary you put on!
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Mmm... talk dirty to me
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Haha, this thread has been great for my lack of productivity this morning.
same. I havent done a damn bit of work except for a vid conf at 8
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Multiple questions here:

This might be a little stupid but whatever. So I met this girl in early September on a Friday when my roommate and I went over to his girlfriends apartment to pre-game. I spilled a drink on my shirt and the girlfriends roommate tended to me quite nicely and I really liked her. We did some small talk, blah blah blah, light physical contact and then went out for the night. Fast forward to present day, I usually see her around campus and just say "Hey, what's up?" and wave. Pretty basic I know. Anyways, my two roommates and I where invited back to their place next Friday and I'm really trying to make something happen, but my other roommate is trying to hook up with her as well even though he has never even met her before, he's just seen pictures. I think he is just trying to piss me off. I don't know. Should we fight over her, just drop it all, or should I tell him to fuck off? If you read this far thanks and let me know whats good

Sounds familiar
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Haha, this thread has been great for my lack of productivity this morning.


At any given moment, why do women always like to ask, "what are you thinking about?"
Seriously, it fucks with our heads to know you're not thinking about anything and when we realize we were dumb enough to end up in a relationship with a person who really does not think anything ever, we keep asking that in the hopes you have an answer for once.

That's why I do it at least.
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Stop whining you pussy! I thought we were watching porn while eating pizza but that was a real documentary you put on!
First, I am what I eat, so thank you for calling me that. I'm well respected in the area for my talents.

Second, it was a documentary. About three women who loved to bang each other. You would have known that if we didn't spend the entirety of the documentary under the sheets.
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At any given moment, why do women always like to ask, "what are you thinking about?"
Because women always have thoughts or an opinion about everything, and usually forget that us men are mindless zombies put on this earth for reproduction and changing light bulbs.
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Sounds familiar
Yeah, but since its not in his thread one can answer meanly.
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I have noticed a pattern in the long term relationships that I have been in, that I will describe below, in your opinion is this normal? And from a woman's standpoint what would cause this?

The sex initially, is a daily occurrence most weeks (for the first four to seven months), and it consistently declines in frequency thereafter. Yet, my drive doesn't subside, and this is very frustrating...
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ASBSECU E93 and Axius tried talking dirty to me the other day by rattling off various financial terms. I was so into it. But if you love Hayek, I love you.
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First, I am what I eat, so thank you for calling me that. I'm well respected in the area for my talents.

Second, it was a documentary. About three women who loved to bang each other. You would have known that if we didn't spend the entirety of the documentary under the sheets.
Thanks ax, I had a rough night and I really needed the laughs!
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