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      06-14-2016, 10:24 PM   #31175
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Hah. Omg. JC Penney catalogue. We are clearly roughly the same age.
Not sure, but I am old.
What is the sum of the two digits of your age?
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Hah. Omg. JC Penney catalogue. We are clearly roughly the same age.
Not sure, but I am old.
What is the sum of the two digits of your age?
I think you're both about 10.
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I think you're both about 10.
That sounds about right.
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I think you're both about 10.
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What is the sum of the two digits of your age?
Does that equal penis girth circumference...


In millimeters?
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At least my iq and age are close
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Does that equal penis girth circumference...


In millimeters?
Heh. Hehehe. Huh huh. Hey Beavis. I think we're gonna score.
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Bimmette sandwich.
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Bimmette sandwich.
Promise not to look me in the eyes?
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Promise not to look me in the eyes?
NEVER close your eyes! What if you, like, have your eyes closed and reach for something.... but it's not what you're looking for? Eyes open at all times!
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Bimmette sandwich.



Did someone say sammiches?
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NEVER close your eyes! What if you, like, have your eyes closed and reach for something.... but it's not what you're looking for? Eyes open at all times!
Bruh.
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Bimmette sandwich.



Did someone say sammiches?
You had me at

Edit: Would you mind wearing something from an 80s JC Penney catalogue though?
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Can we at least high 5?
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Can we at least high 5?
Yes. But no closing of the fingers, because that is technically holding hands.
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I was actually discussing Indian girls, along with Spanish girls, while getting dinner.

Indian girls, of the recent, try a bit too hard to be something they aren't. Trying something is cool. Doing something, and sticking with it cuz everyone is doing it is just no.

They also use their sexuality to lure unsuspecting prey. They then suck the prey's wallet and energy dry while keeping his reproductive glands at full capacity. Once the wallet is empty, or closed, they move on to the next one.

There are exceptions, but those exceptions end up being taken for good.

I like western culture, but I also like my culture too. Both have their good and bad parts. I do my best to stick with the good parts, and avoid the bad. A lot of Indian kids, both male and female, just outright disregard the Indian culture, while trying to embrace western culture. And even then, they end up embracing the shitty stuff; going out clubbing, indecent exposure, segregation, etc.

Finally, Sari's are sexy. Even sexier than a cocktail dress.
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Did someone say sammiches?
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I was actually discussing Indian girls, along with Spanish girls, while getting dinner.

Indian girls, of the recent, try a bit too hard to be something they aren't. Trying something is cool. Doing something, and sticking with it cuz everyone is doing it is just no.

They also use their sexuality to lure unsuspecting prey. They then suck the prey's wallet and energy dry while keeping his reproductive glands at full capacity. Once the wallet is empty, or closed, they move on to the next one.

There are exceptions, but those exceptions end up being taken for good.

I like western culture, but I also like my culture too. Both have their good and bad parts. I do my best to stick with the good parts, and avoid the bad. A lot of Indian kids, both male and female, just outright disregard the Indian culture, while trying to embrace western culture. And even then, they end up embracing the shitty stuff; going out clubbing, indecent exposure, segregation, etc.

Finally, Sari's are sexy. Even sexier than a cocktail dress.
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I have bad Indian experience I'm scarred.
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I was actually discussing Indian girls, along with Spanish girls, while getting dinner.

Indian girls, of the recent, try a bit too hard to be something they aren't. Trying something is cool. Doing something, and sticking with it cuz everyone is doing it is just no.

They also use their sexuality to lure unsuspecting prey. They then suck the prey's wallet and energy dry while keeping his reproductive glands at full capacity. Once the wallet is empty, or closed, they move on to the next one.

There are exceptions, but those exceptions end up being taken for good.

I like western culture, but I also like my culture too. Both have their good and bad parts. I do my best to stick with the good parts, and avoid the bad. A lot of Indian kids, both male and female, just outright disregard the Indian culture, while trying to embrace western culture. And even then, they end up embracing the shitty stuff; going out clubbing, indecent exposure, segregation, etc.

Finally, Sari's are sexy. Even sexier than a cocktail dress.
This is balanced and well thought. Surely there is a more appropriate place for that sort of thing. You ain't from around here, are you boy. Seriously though, I like where you're coming from. The very idea of the melting pot.
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