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      06-30-2016, 06:39 PM   #309
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This lady annoys me. I keep looking for dollar bills to give her but then realize I'm trying to lift.
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      07-06-2016, 12:36 PM   #310
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      07-08-2016, 07:38 AM   #312
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And he has to spot himself, no one to impress, no yoga pants to stare at
You know less than 20% of women who wear yoga pants actually practice yoga but 100% of men don't give a damn.


Do we need to have a yoga pants thread?
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      07-08-2016, 12:26 PM   #314
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You know less than 20% of women who wear yoga pants actually practice yoga but 100% of men don't give a damn.


Do we need to have a yoga pants thread?
I think we have one haha!
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The Zombies that walk around on their phones ...

The Zombies that sit at a machine/bench using their phones...

The Zombies with no situational awareness because they are on their phones...
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The Zombies that walk around on their phones ...

The Zombies that sit at a machine/bench using their phones...

The Zombies with no situational awareness because they are on their phones...
So basically anyone on a phone

I solved this problem by joining a CrossFit gym, there's no way you can be on your phone/checking it or being a mindless dumba$$ if you're in a class.
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      07-08-2016, 02:40 PM   #318
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      07-08-2016, 05:15 PM   #319
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This one has always puzzled me. I just don't get it.



People who track their progress with a pen and notebook. It doesn't really bug me, but I find it kind of funny. It's 2016 - you can do that digitally. I wonder why they aren't using a walkman instead of a phone for music.
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This one has always puzzled me. I just don't get it.



People who track their progress with a pen and notebook. It doesn't really bug me, but I find it kind of funny. It's 2016 - you can do that digitally. I wonder why they aren't using a walkman instead of a phone for music.
Likely because how/what they want to track isn't well accommodated by the apps they can find. I have a similar problem. Old school is sometimes better depending on what you are looking for.
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Likely because how/what they want to track isn't well accommodated by the apps they can find. I have a similar problem. Old school is sometimes better depending on what you are looking for.
In that scenario i would take notes in the notepad on my phone (which is what I do) and when I get home, log it (which I don't do). Like I said, it's no biggy, just looks kind of funny when they have beats headphones and bluetooth audio streaming but still using pen and paper.
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      07-14-2016, 03:35 PM   #322
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I have a home gym for all of the reasons mentioned.
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      08-22-2016, 10:56 AM   #323
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tank tops
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Men in leggings
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- I don't think tank tops are that much of an issue. Its more comfortable to work out in a tank top.
- Grunting - its natural but there are some that make it over the top.
- I personally look at the mirror the reason being is I want to see the muscle striations and the contraction and I use it as a way to visualize the goals I want. Sounds crazy but it helps motivate me to visualize and also it helps you to see what you need to bring up. i.e. left tricep is smaller than right tricep etc
- Agree on mean mugging

Nothing irritates me more when someone decides to do their dumbbell exercises right in front of the rack. Like can you not take 3-4 steps back?
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      08-22-2016, 12:27 PM   #324
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People who track their progress with a pen and notebook. It doesn't really bug me, but I find it kind of funny. It's 2016 - you can do that digitally. I wonder why they aren't using a walkman instead of a phone for music.
I like writing better than opening an app and pressing tiny buttons on the screen?
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      08-23-2016, 10:02 PM   #325
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Gym slut just reached across my face while I was doing lat pull downs to get an handlebar attachment. Cleavage was literally like 8" from my face. Wtf
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      08-23-2016, 10:09 PM   #326
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Gym slut just reached across my face while I was doing lat pull downs to get an handlebar attachment. Cleavage was literally like 8" from my face. Wtf
That there is a motorboat situation. Just Do It!
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Gym slut just reached across my face while I was doing lat pull downs to get an handlebar attachment. Cleavage was literally like 8" from my face. Wtf
I say return the favor and put your dick 8" from her face while she's laying doing tricep extensions
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To add to the thread... guys who take ab selfies in the mirror. Just shake my head and laugh right at them, I've always had a 6 pack and never felt the need to do that. How come hot chicks don't pull their stretchy pants down and take ass selfies in their thongs?!
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To add to the thread... guys who take ab selfies in the mirror. Just shake my head and laugh right at them, I've always had a 6 pack and never felt the need to do that. How come hot chicks don't pull their stretchy pants down and take ass selfies in their thongs?!
They do. In the changing room.
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      08-27-2016, 12:30 PM   #330
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Man, y'all are miserable, everything annoys you...

As someone who used to be a skinny fat unattractive pile of poop, I actually like it when people look at themselves in the mirror or flex their abs a bit, etc. they put in a lot of hard work and dedication to get to that point (most likely, unless genetics are on point), so go ahead and show off what you worked hard for!!

But ONLY at the gym...don't lift your shirt up and start flexing abs walking down the middle of the street...
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