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      06-15-2019, 08:22 AM   #22815
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      06-15-2019, 08:25 AM   #22816
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      06-15-2019, 08:39 PM   #22822
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      06-15-2019, 08:42 PM   #22823
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      06-16-2019, 03:49 AM   #22824
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      06-16-2019, 10:56 AM   #22825
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That Tarzan... holy schnike! Kids and I are still laughing.

A. That someone took the time to review that movie by frame.
B. That someone took the time to sketch out the flip side of that frame in such detail.

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      06-17-2019, 11:25 AM   #22826
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      06-17-2019, 12:07 PM   #22827
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That Tarzan... holy schnike! Kids and I are still laughing.

A. That someone took the time to review that movie by frame.
B. That someone took the time to sketch out the flip side of that frame in such detail.

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      06-17-2019, 01:23 PM   #22828
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      06-17-2019, 08:20 PM   #22829
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Okay - read it like 3 times before I got it. But man, when it hit...it hit home.
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Not gonna lie. Thought my wife was a car girl... read her this and she replied, “sooo are you saying you’re a tool?” ... smh
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      06-17-2019, 08:38 PM   #22831
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Not gonna lie. Thought my wife was a car girl... read her this and she replied, “sooo are you saying you’re a tool?” ... smh
Sounds like she's got you pegged! Sorry, couldn't pass that up!
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Sounds like she's got you pegged! Sorry, couldn't pass that up!
Indeed she does
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      06-17-2019, 09:27 PM   #22833
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      06-17-2019, 09:53 PM   #22834
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ROFL OMG those are all fucking awesome. Had me LOL'ing at work, especially the email one. I've seen so many ridiculous email addresses, would hate to have a name and job where it ended up like that.
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      06-17-2019, 10:49 PM   #22836
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Oddly enough I've been dealing with this a lot as of late. I can be driving and talking to my sons, friends...whoever and I'm not at all distracted driving. Put the girlfriend in the car with me, let her start talking and suddenly I can't focus to drive for some reason. I can't decide which factor causes my distraction. No difference in talking with her than anyone else that rides in my car but I often find myself wanting to tell her to stop talking for a minute so I can focus to drive safely. So strange.
As I read that the Love Boat Theme started playing in my head! Could it be as they say in the ghetto you are "catching feels" and rather smitten by said lady friend?! So naturally your brain will give her all the attention.
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