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      05-29-2020, 09:45 PM   #6601
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I'm kinda laying low.

I've been speaking with a former IFBB pro body builder. She's pretty nice but I'm taking it slowly. I'm enjoying the relative peace and solitude I've had over the last 3 or 4 weeks. Peace and quiet is intoxicating.
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      05-29-2020, 09:59 PM   #6602
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Three or four weeks I haven't had sex in two months. Get busy!
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      05-29-2020, 10:13 PM   #6603
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Three or four weeks I haven't had sex in two months. Get busy!


No one said anything about celibacy!
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      05-30-2020, 05:27 AM   #6604
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I'm kinda laying low.

I've been speaking with a former IFBB pro body builder. She's pretty nice but I'm taking it slowly. I'm enjoying the relative peace and solitude I've had over the last 3 or 4 weeks. Peace and quiet is intoxicating.

Been there and done that. Be careful. If she's out of the industry....she should be good.

If not, your life could be consumed by her "selfishness" if she fits the mold of most of them.

That's why I never viewed them as relationship material.

I will say this.....some of them are straight up wild in the sack. I used to go to expos all the time. Easiest place to hook up.....even easier than a bar if you are in decent shape!!
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      05-30-2020, 07:46 AM   #6605
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Three or four weeks I haven't had sex in two months. Get busy!
Perhaps we can help each other out

Havenít gotten any since last Sunday. Wife currently asleep, should I wake that ass up?
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      05-30-2020, 08:51 AM   #6606
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Been there and done that. Be careful. If she's out of the industry....she should be good.

If not, your life could be consumed by her "selfishness" if she fits the mold of most of them.

That's why I never viewed them as relationship material.

I will say this.....some of them are straight up wild in the sack. I used to go to expos all the time. Easiest place to hook up.....even easier than a bar if you are in decent shape!!
She's out. She's is 48 and still in incredible shape. She was a professional tennis player, as well.

I have seen flashes of what you speak. We shall see.
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      05-30-2020, 09:00 AM   #6607
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what sucks about quarantine is, tinder is filled with normal girls
i need the crazy, i crave the crazy

im not a greek god looking guy so the crazy rarely match on tinder, i miss being able to go out
I completely forgot that yesterday bars were opening up on campus when posting this
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      06-03-2020, 06:08 PM   #6608
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I am convinced there has been lying going on involving all of us and a friend of this thread.

Option 1 - he's been lying to us, his gf isn't 40 but instead around 20.
Option 2 - he's been lying to his main gf: he has two girlfriends. One for the cutesy IG pics, other to flex on us and have fun
Option 3 - i've been lying to myself: this is all a simulation and he doesn't even have a gf but i've finally lost my mind and have confused things.


Can we figure out who i'm talking about and which option is the answer? This is eating me alive
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      06-03-2020, 06:16 PM   #6609
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I am convinced there has been lying going on involving all of us and a friend of this thread.

Option 1 - he's been lying to us, his gf isn't 40 but instead around 20.
Option 2 - he's been lying to his main gf: he has two girlfriends. One for the cutesy IG pics, other to flex on us and have fun
Option 3 - i've been lying to myself: this is all a simulation and he doesn't even have a gf but i've finally lost my mind and have confused things.


Can we figure out who i'm talking about and which option is the answer? This is eating me alive
If we're thinking about the same person, the gf is more like 20. Here's a copy of the text I intercepted from them.
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      06-04-2020, 05:41 AM   #6610
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I am convinced there has been lying going on involving all of us and a friend of this thread.

Option 1 - he's been lying to us, his gf isn't 40 but instead around 20.
Option 2 - he's been lying to his main gf: he has two girlfriends. One for the cutesy IG pics, other to flex on us and have fun
Option 3 - i've been lying to myself: this is all a simulation and he doesn't even have a gf but i've finally lost my mind and have confused things.


Can we figure out who i'm talking about and which option is the answer? This is eating me alive


I have no words. I'm sure she would appreciate the compliments. That reminds me, I need to take that picture down.
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      06-04-2020, 05:23 PM   #6611
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I am convinced there has been lying going on involving all of us and a friend of this thread.

Option 1 - he's been lying to us, his gf isn't 40 but instead around 20.
Option 2 - he's been lying to his main gf: he has two girlfriends. One for the cutesy IG pics, other to flex on us and have fun
Option 3 - i've been lying to myself: this is all a simulation and he doesn't even have a gf but i've finally lost my mind and have confused things.


Can we figure out who i'm talking about and which option is the answer? This is eating me alive
If we're thinking about the same person, the gf is more like 20. Here's a copy of the text I intercepted from them.
Skirt and tight underwear she wear
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LOL.....keep them coming man! Your posts make me chuckle every time I see one....and I mean that in a good way.
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      06-05-2020, 07:37 AM   #6613
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LOL.....keep them coming man! Your posts make me chuckle every time I see one....and I mean that in a good way.
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I think he is more the proverbial left field type of guy.
Or better yet, Latka from Taxi!
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Three or four weeks I haven't had sex in two months. Get busy!
Understand you, dude!!
Good or bad experience, having it is already good. I work a lot, so I don’t have time on dates and the same thing with sex. In this regard, dating for adults are very helpful. Found a review on HookupMasters.com and can have a wonderful time even not leaving home. For now this is relevant for me, but of course, if there's enough time, I prefer traditional dates.

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I think he is more the proverbial left field type of guy.
Or better yet, Latka from Taxi!
Speaking of Taxi....We have a guy here at work who is Christopher Lloyds character of Jim Ignatowski's doppelganger....looks....actions....everything.

Its hilarious.
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Current dilemma: Do I start going out to the bars again and enjoying my summer break? Or do I continue being a decent human and practice social distancing until cases start to subside? I'm a big proponent of pulling my own weight in the world as I would feel guilty if there was a spike in cases, or I ended up getting someone I know sick.

I'm leaning more towards waiting it out and putting the fun on hold, at least until new cases start to level off. We are reaching new daily highs here in Florida and a couple buddies want to do something this weekend. I haven't been out in months, so this is definitely a bummer to consider sitting it out.

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I don't know how it's out in Florida but where school is for me (2 hours from Chicago) shit has been cooled down since the beginning almost. I was there the first weekend bars opened, probably heading down again this weekend. Have some finished business I want to finish again.

Also so supremely unrelated - do you play CSGO?
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I don't know how it's out in Florida but where school is for me (2 hours from Chicago) shit has been cooled down since the beginning almost. I was there the first weekend bars opened, probably heading down again this weekend. Have some finished business I want to finish again.

Also so supremely unrelated - do you play CSGO?
Things seem like to slowly get back to normal with an increase in cases though last few days. Just be safe, wear a mask and maintain distance from people if you can.

No gaming for me... no time bud.
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I don't know how it's out in Florida but where school is for me (2 hours from Chicago) shit has been cooled down since the beginning almost. I was there the first weekend bars opened, probably heading down again this weekend. Have some finished business I want to finish again.

Also so supremely unrelated - do you play CSGO?
No sir, I've heard good things about it though and have considered getting back into gaming again (used to be big into COD,) but currently sitting behind a screen enough as is, so have held off.

You looking for people to play?
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No sir, I've heard good things about it though and have considered getting back into gaming again (used to be big into COD,) but currently sitting behind a screen enough as is, so have held off.

You looking for people to play?
Yeah, have a bunch of people but understandably not everyone's ready to play any time. DM me if you want my discord or something
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