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      06-15-2020, 10:05 AM   #27941
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I would have expected a longer line for those sandwiches!!
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I would have expected a longer line for those sandwiches!!
I would social distance the F outta that line.
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LOL....reminds me of something that happened to me.

One evening when my wife had stepped out to run errands. I was watching TV...mainly flipping through channels and my then 5yo daughter was on the floor playing.

One of the shows I was watching showed a commercial about the Victoria's Secret program they were going to air at some point. Honest to God I wasn't even paying attention. Although now that I look back on it...I can't understand them showing that ad at that time of day.

But my wife comes home...asks what we have been up to...and my daughter says..."We've been watching Princesses on TV".

My wife was like really.......and my daughter said "Yes...and they walked like this".

She then proceeded to lift her nightgown, pull her underwear up into a "wedgie",and parade around the house in a circle.

I hard a hard time explaining that one. I still remind my daughter today of that incident and how she got me into trouble....especially if we are around her friends!

LOL!!!! I have a similar story. I used to subscribe to Maxim magazine, and I let my 3 year old son read them with me - I would point to one of the girls and say "That's a hottie!".

One day, my wife had a haircut appointment (and her stylist was super hot) and due to some conflict, she had to take our son...so he's sitting there quiet and all, when all of a sudden out of the blue - he points to her and says "She's a hottie!".

My wife was mortified but the stylist said he made her day. When my wife came home of course, I got an earful but I couldn't wipe the grin off my face...
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He thought he turned off his web-cam.

Please tell me you know this is 100% fake...
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      06-15-2020, 10:13 PM   #27949
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Just a reminder to be courteous to old folk.

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      06-16-2020, 09:17 AM   #27952
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Just a reminder to be courteous to old folk.

I worked for an AARP auto insurance company right out of college. You do not mess with old people, because old people DGAF.
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Parking the boat; what can go wrong?
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Just a reminder to be courteous to old folk.

New version of the trunk monkey?
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New version of the trunk monkey?
Wasn't there an old lady who stopped rioters with a bat or something?

Bottom line is you avoid old people with weapons. IE: old men with shotguns on their porch, old women with bats, etc.
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Why torture yourself?

Treadmills were originally used as torture devices for prisoners
"In order to reform idle convicts and combat crime that plagued the Victorian era, Sir William Cubitt invented the “everlasting staircase" in 1818."
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Was it to hard to keep this order incognito?
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      06-16-2020, 12:33 PM   #27960
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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"Doc said it was the worst case of Peyronie's he's ever seen."
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