You know you're old when...

Esteban · 05-04-2023, 02:46 PM

You know you're old when you drop something and ask yourself if you really needed it.

3798j · 05-05-2023, 09:50 AM

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UncleWede · 05-05-2023, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 3798j

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Was that a good restaurant?

vreihen16 · 05-05-2023, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Was that a good restaurant?

...when you miss pre-made K-Mart subs, for their unequalled match of tasty and frugality.....

Buug959 · 05-05-2023, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

...when you miss pre-made K-Mart subs, for their unequalled match of tasty and frugality.....

Or the K-Mart donuts still warm from the donut machine.
I think it looked something like this, if memory serves.

UncleWede · 05-05-2023, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Buug959

Or the K-Mart donuts still warm from the donut machine.
I think it looked something like this, if memory serves.

That looks like the mini-donuts at the county fair!!!!

M_Six · 05-05-2023, 05:04 PM

I miss plain donuts and crullers. Dunkin Donuts used to have the best, but they don't make them any longer. Skip the sugary coatings. Just give me a plain donut/cruller.

Esteban · 05-05-2023, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

I miss plain donuts and crullers. Dunkin Donuts used to have the best, but they don't make them any longer. Skip the sugary coatings. Just give me a plain donut/cruller.

Love the crullers. Yummy!

SpeedBuggy · 05-05-2023, 06:18 PM

Speaking of Woolworth's, How about shopping at SS Kresge?

Buug959 · 05-05-2023, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

That looks like the mini-donuts at the county fair!!!!

We've got a mobile donut truck that sets up at various places throughout the week that makes the best donuts I've had in a long time. $5 for 10 donuts with your choice of toppings (or no toppings if you prefer M_Six ).

garyfried · 05-05-2023, 07:38 PM

Maybe its just me but when I see a handicap sticker on a car I have trouble deciding if the problem is physical or mental. I have a handicap notice for my wife that I hang from the mirror and it states remove while driving. Can it be that hard to remove it while in motion.

vreihen16 · 05-06-2023, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by garyfried

Maybe its just me but when I see a handicap sticker on a car I have trouble deciding if the problem is physical or mental.

I actually have one permanently, for a non-visible qualifying condition. I truly dislike using it, for the very reason expressed above. FWIW, I do *not* use it about 98% of the time.....

Esteban · 05-06-2023, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

I actually have one permanently, for a non-visible qualifying condition. I truly dislike using it, for the very reason expressed above. FWIW, I do *not* use it about 98% of the time.....

My neighbor has a handicap sticker. She says she doesn't have the use of her extremities. I see her working in her yard all the time. She has 2 good hands and 2 good feet. She just wants the ability to park up front.

She's always working the system. Not too long ago she got the city to build a fence for her through a grant. She's got the money to pay for those things herself. She’s such a con.

She tries to get me to do things for her as well. I don’t mind helping a neighbor but don’t tell me some sad fabricated story.

PS - I know I might sound mean, I’m not. She’s a bitch.

3.0L · 05-06-2023, 06:33 PM

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3.0L · 05-06-2023, 06:34 PM

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3.0L · 05-08-2023, 12:07 PM

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sygazelle · 05-13-2023, 03:26 AM

....when your wife offers you the choice between a blowjob and a neck rub and you choose the neck rub.

Buug959 · 05-13-2023, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by sygazelle

....when your wife offers you the choice between a blowjob and a neck rub and you choose the neck rub.

She knew what the offer was.

vreihen16 · 05-13-2023, 08:04 AM

...when you have to consult with a web search engine to find out how a situationship differs from a relationship.....

Llarry · 05-13-2023, 09:22 PM

OK, this one goes waaaay back: the Howdy Doody show. A very dim memory for me.

Esteban · 05-13-2023, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Llarry

OK, this one goes waaaay back: the Howdy Doody show. A very dim memory for me.

Never saw that one, Llarry, but I do remember hearing the name before.

Not the same as Captain Howdy (Pazuzu) from the Exorcist, right?

Llarry · 05-13-2023, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Never saw that one, Llarry, but I do remember hearing the name before.

It's where the term the "peanut gallery" came from -- a small audience on-camera of little kids.

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