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      04-21-2023, 02:51 PM   #5963
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I’ve been quoting an old Pizza Hut radio commercial to my GIL and had to pull it up on my phone to have her hear it

Then I did the math and she was born 19 years after the commercial


“Go to da freezer, get da box”

“I’m helllpppiinnnnggggg!”
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I’ve been quoting an old Pizza Hut radio commercial to my GIL and had to pull it up on my phone to have her hear it

Then I did the math and she was born 19 years after the commercial


“Go to da freezer, get da box”

“I’m helllpppiinnnnggggg!”
That’s Round Table.
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I think the law is that you can't show them drinking the beer. It's still a law in the US.
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I think the law is that you can't show them drinking the beer. It's still a law in the US.
Yes, but JJ is in Canada.....
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I think the law is that you can't show them drinking the beer. It's still a law in the US.
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Yes, but JJ is in Canada.....
When I was a kid back in the 60's, in Canada they could not show the beer at all. Now a day, it might be like you said, I'll have to pay attention when I see the next one.

Then again they had the "I don't feel fresh" advert at dinner time since the 90's, and you can't see people drinking beer

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