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      07-08-2021, 03:18 PM   #1
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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but hot dog buns come in packs of 8
That is true, and I don't think that someone can provide an answer to this question.
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That is true, and I don't think that someone can provide an answer to this question.
So you can put two dogs on two buns. I put a layer of American Cheese between them.
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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but hot dog buns come in packs of 8
Heard that question asked in the movie Bulletproof Monk from 2003.

Answer was: "So, I figured it out. Why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan. So be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog."

Good movie. Not a good answer, though. The answer actually avoids answering the question. Stupid philosophical BS. lol

PS - think I heard the question in a Steve Martin movie too, but can't remember which one, and too lazy to look it up and already spent enough time on this post.
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How is it that I can buy a bottle of wine for less than what most places charge for a bottle of Coke?
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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but hot dog buns come in packs of 8
Here in Canada, they used to come in packs of 12, they've now reduced the qty to 10, but charge the same price. I've always seen it as a bonus, the cook eats the extras plain off the grill before you serve the rest.
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Why is it called Chicken Parm when the main cheese is mozzarella?
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