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Random Sh** talking story
Forwarded by a friend of mine from a different forum
 :lolz so this one tyme dis dude was totlly hatting on my crew and me, so we was all " Kind sir, would you kindly refrain from your pernicious behaviour?" but homey was all " Gentlemen, fie on your motor carriage! Fie and fiddlesticks I say!" so den me an mah broz done aksed him wut hoopty he drive and he all " Why I perambulate about on my hispano-suiza and thus am of better stock than you and your chums" well, this dawg was straight up trippin and we new it and tol mah crew "Why, this fellow has more rice than the East India Company, what say you, chaps, shall we show him what for?" so i droped teh hamer and smoked his sory az. den p-dog was like " I say, that should have demonstrated to him the error of his suppositions, in addition to which, I have a strong suspicion that the man was a touch inebriated" that wuz like +2 rep right there and the honeys were all up in our bidness. |
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Problem is I understood the dialog but none of the surrounding text. ; -)
Perambulate indeed!!! Oh, and the Hissos are good - not a bad whip if you can spare the coin. ; -) |
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| 08-21-2008, 01:41 PM | #5 |
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Yea .. but which half? BTW .. I got a headache from reading that! Crowley
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| 08-21-2008, 03:49 PM | #8 |
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Hispano-Suiza: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispano-Suiza
Marc Birkigt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_Eng...of_the_Century There's some good stuff in there - Hissos were really top level pre-war autos. And Birkigt was a hell of an engineer (but that's another joke altogether - go Georgia Tech!! ; -) |
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That sounds like someone got killed or just lost a street race. since the story didn't say they were in their cars, especially since it said the hero had to ask the aggressor what kind of car he drove, i can only assume it means the hero murdered the aggressor. so yea, its a kill story.
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Funny stuff indeed, but, I am compelled to ask, "What has happened to my country?"
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