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[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Jack off before, you’ll feel even more relaxed.

Good luck bro!

Here's a sad and funny one for you. Sad part first....My ex-wife was considered as being a "high-risk" pregnancy patient as she had issues with my daughter and she was born prematurely. She is fine now.

With our son, we weren't so lucky. Complications arose and I about lost both of them when she gave birth. But our son was born with permanent brain damage, and passed away around the age of 4.

Now the funny part....I had a vasectomy as we didn't want to risk anything again.

Well I worked with a few guys that had already had the procedure done years ago. For weeks before and after...they told me about how much it would hurt the first time having sex after going under the knife.

My doctors office called wanting me to come in to make sure that everything took....but I told the nurse that I wasn't coming back as that if it didn't take...I wasn't going through that again.

And after the time elapsed that you would be good to go....I probably went another 6 weeks avoiding my ex because of how much the guys told me the first time back would hurt. I was literally scared out of my wits about it.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Here's a sad and funny one for you. Sad part first....My ex-wife was considered as being a "high-risk" pregnancy patient as she had issues with my daughter and she was born prematurely. She is fine now.

With our son, we weren't so lucky. Complications arose and I about lost both of them when she gave birth. But our son was born with permanent brain damage, and passed away around the age of 4.

Now the funny part....I had a vasectomy as we didn't want to risk anything again.

Well I worked with a few guys that had already had the procedure done years ago. For weeks before and after...they told me about how much it would hurt the first time having sex after going under the knife.

My doctors office called wanting me to come in to make sure that everything took....but I told the nurse that I wasn't coming back as that if it didn't take...I wasn't going through that again.

And after the time elapsed that you would be good to go....I probably went another 6 weeks avoiding my ex because of how much the guys told me the first time back would hurt. I was literally scared out of my wits about it.

Doesn't hurt though. I'm still worried that one day it is going to repair itself and I'm going to have another kid. I think I might see if I can pay for a semi-annual test or something to make sure there are still no swimmers in the ocean. That's what I'm most worried about.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Doesn't hurt though. I'm still worried that one day it is going to repair itself and I'm going to have another kid. I think I might see if I can pay for a semi-annual test or something to make sure there are still no swimmers in the ocean. That's what I'm most worried about.

Yeah...I just got my daughter through college. Definitely don't need anymore accidently happening.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Yeah...I just got my daughter through college. Definitely don't need anymore accidently happening.

Well....in that case you may want to spring for some roofies and a diy vasectomy kit for any suitors in her life....

Because you'll probably be on the hook for them too.

[upstatedoc]

tell wifey to get IUD

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

tell wifey to get IUD

That can have complications though.

Just told the urologist to make sure it was done right. He cauterized the top and left bottom alone, said it would be fine. It better be.

Although, so far, over a year into it and all good.

[Turkish Pickle]

okay question because i don't really know this: after getting a vasectomy do you still release or you just feel good and nothing comes out?

[upstatedoc]

Joe?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

okay question because i don't really know this: after getting a vasectomy do you still release or you just feel good and nothing comes out?

Nah, you still release - all looks same, just apparently no swimmers. Least that's what they promise...just unnerving because what if. You'd never be able to tell until its too late.

Edit: You do take a test afterwards...like a few weeks or so to make sure no swimmers, so there is that. My concern is just the body does tend to heal itself. And its rare, very rare, but I believe in some cases the body has healed from a vasectomy. But admittedly, very very rare.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

With our son, we weren't so lucky. Complications arose and I about lost both of them when she gave birth. But our son was born with permanent brain damage, and passed away around the age of 4.

I’m so sorry for your loss. That must have been a terrible experience. Was in a good mood that it’s Friday, gonna take a short 3-day weekend vacation to Orlando/Tampa and now I feel down. Gotta get my spirits back up!



Bayerische Motoren Werke, please report back with date results and pics......or ban.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Bayerische Motoren Werke, please report back with date results and pics......or ban.

will do but in the dating thread; ~3hrs from now i should have a report

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

will do but in the dating thread; ~3hrs from now i should have a report

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well....in that case you may want to spring for some roofies and a diy vasectomy kit for any suitors in her life....

Because you'll probably be on the hook for them too.

She's good. getting married next month, already working in a Surgical Trauma Unit, begins graduate school shortly...and with the same guy that she's been with since 9th grade of high school.

She's going into Anesthesiology and he's finishes grad school next year and going into Pharmaceuticals.

So they are career driven...but kids can always change that!

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I’m so sorry for your loss. That must have been a terrible experience. Was in a good mood that it’s Friday, gonna take a short 3-day weekend vacation to Orlando/Tampa and now I feel down. Gotta get my spirits back up!



Bayerische Motoren Werke, please report back with date results and pics......or ban.

No worries. It was a long time ago. And he went through so much suffering while here, it was selfish of me to want him to stay around.

I believe that he is in a much better place than I am, so that makes me happy.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

She's good. getting married next month, already working in a Surgical Trauma Unit, begins graduate school shortly...and with the same guy that she's been with since 9th grade of high school.

She's going into Anesthesiology and he's finishes grad school next year and going into Pharmaceuticals.

So they are career driven...but kids can always change that!

My wife is a surgeon - anesthesiology is a good choice! Gen Surg sucks. Whereas pretty much all the anesthesiologists that I know are pretty relaxed, nice people, roll with things. I suspect she'll be happy with her choice. They can still work long hours, but if the hospital she gets into is anything like ours, there is a lot of them there, so the workload gets split into very manageable chunks.

Congrats to your daughter and your future son-in-law!

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

My wife is a surgeon - anesthesiology is a good choice! Gen Surg sucks. Whereas pretty much all the anesthesiologists that I know are pretty relaxed, nice people, roll with things. I suspect she'll be happy with her choice. They can still work long hours, but if the hospital she gets into is anything like ours, there is a lot of them there, so the workload gets split into very manageable chunks.

Congrats to your daughter and your future son-in-law!

clearly you haven't met my mom
lovely lady and great maternal figure but try doing something without planning to the minute detail

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

clearly you haven't met my mom
lovely lady and great maternal figure but try doing something without planning to the minute detail

LOL - well that could be the chromosomes at play there rather than her profession...admittedly, most of the anesthesiologists I know are guys, but the one woman I met was also pretty chill.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

My wife is a surgeon - anesthesiology is a good choice! Gen Surg sucks. Whereas pretty much all the anesthesiologists that I know are pretty relaxed, nice people, roll with things. I suspect she'll be happy with her choice. They can still work long hours, but if the hospital she gets into is anything like ours, there is a lot of them there, so the workload gets split into very manageable chunks.

Congrats to your daughter and your future son-in-law!

Thanks! His dad is over the SWAT Team in our county, and his uncle is the coroner for our county. We all sat him down years ago and told him if he did her wrong, we could make him disappear pretty easily.

Of course we were joking, but he's kind of a literal kid and looked like he was actually spooked! LOL.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

clearly you haven't met my mom
lovely lady and great maternal figure but try doing something without planning to the minute detail

That's the way my daughter is....but she took after me. I'm an Engineer, and can be OCD about stuff like that.

My wife says I'm the only person she's heard of that takes an itenary on vacation!

[1MOREMOD]

Nope, know another dude will send me his and im not going on the damn vacation.

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

okay question because i don't really know this: after getting a vasectomy do you still release or you just feel good and nothing comes out?

Sorry, no more money shots!

[Turkish Pickle]

confession: i ended up rescheduling my date for tomorrow brunch

my nap and the wings that followed were great though