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      11-16-2018, 09:17 AM   #2003
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Agreed. Had a pretty quiet birthday on the actual day since my wife was working all day/night, but we're going out on Saturday to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to a nice dinner tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get a few hours of gaming in during the day if she can run interference with the kids for me, which she'll probably do.

She's really quite special, I'm pretty lucky she puts up with me.


happy birthday!
its always good to show her how special she is once in awhile.
they keep track of it lol
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Agreed. Had a pretty quiet birthday on the actual day since my wife was working all day/night, but we're going out on Saturday to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to a nice dinner tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get a few hours of gaming in during the day if she can run interference with the kids for me, which she'll probably do.

She's really quite special, I'm pretty lucky she puts up with me.
Shut up, we don't wanna hear that mushy stuff in this thread. I mean... uh just kidding, happy birthday!!!!
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Agreed. Had a pretty quiet birthday on the actual day since my wife was working all day/night, but we're going out on Saturday to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to a nice dinner tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get a few hours of gaming in during the day if she can run interference with the kids for me, which she'll probably do.

She's really quite special, I'm pretty lucky she puts up with me.
Happy Birthday my man!
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Agreed. Had a pretty quiet birthday on the actual day since my wife was working all day/night, but we're going out on Saturday to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to a nice dinner tomorrow. Maybe I'll even get a few hours of gaming in during the day if she can run interference with the kids for me, which she'll probably do.

She's really quite special, I'm pretty lucky she puts up with me.
Happy Birthday Mr. King!
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Shut up, we don't wanna hear that mushy stuff in this thread. I mean... uh just kidding, happy birthday!!!!




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Shut up, we don't wanna hear that mushy stuff in this thread. I mean... uh just kidding, happy birthday!!!!




Haha Joekerr knows he's one of my fave online strangers
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A bunch of thirsty guys in here...LOL
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seems like u want some attention
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seems like u want some attention
No, I am simply pointing out the fact that she is saying she is a "regular girl in real life that does not turn heads." and you guys are still tripping over each others dicks to compliment her. Keep drinking boys.
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No, I am simply point out the fact that she is saying she is a "regular girl in real life that does not turn heads." and you guys are still tripping over each others dicks to compliment her. Keep drinking boys.
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      11-16-2018, 11:10 AM   #2013
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No, I am simply pointing out the fact that she is saying she is a "regular girl in real life that does not turn heads." and you guys are still tripping over each others dicks to compliment her. Keep drinking boys.
thank you for the compliment, its big enough for some1 to trip over.
i should have one of those wet floor signs warning.
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Haha Joekerr knows he's one of my fave online strangers
It's true. I believe (if I recall correctly), that a few of the other people in this circle of favourite online strangers are:

1. A 40 something, balding, fat, cheeto eating slob of a man that goes by Lups

2. A deranged tax accountant with a mustache that taught herself stick on a brand new M3 and is a prime candidate for going postal but goes by the name of Biorin

3. Me.

What that says about me is up for debate, given the sordid history of the other two, but I'm not going to give the forums a roadmap to all my shortcomings...they are just going to have to figure that out for themselves.

Or...and I just thought of this theory...Bimmette and I, being Canadians, are therefore perfect with no failings whatsoever, and we are the two that balance out the other two in the circle. Oh, I like that much better.
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Haha Joekerr knows he's one of my fave online strangers
It's true. I believe (if I recall correctly), that a few of the other people in this circle of favourite online strangers are:

1. A 40 something, balding, fat, cheeto eating slob of a man that goes by Lups

2. A deranged tax accountant with a mustache that taught herself stick on a brand new M3 and is a prime candidate for going postal but goes by the name of Biorin

3. Me.

What that says about me is up for debate, given the sordid history of the other two, but I'm not going to give the forums a roadmap to all my shortcomings...they are just going to have to figure that out for themselves.

Or...and I just thought of this theory...Bimmette and I, being Canadians, are therefore perfect with no failings whatsoever, and we are the two that balance out the other two in the circle. Oh, I like that much better.
Well that and you're a fellow grammar nazi too
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Haha Joekerr knows he's one of my fave online strangers
It's true. I believe (if I recall correctly), that a few of the other people in this circle of favourite online strangers are:

1. A 40 something, balding, fat, cheeto eating slob of a man that goes by Lups

2. A deranged tax accountant with a mustache that taught herself stick on a brand new M3 and is a prime candidate for going postal but goes by the name of Biorin

3. Me.

What that says about me is up for debate, given the sordid history of the other two, but I'm not going to give the forums a roadmap to all my shortcomings...they are just going to have to figure that out for themselves.

Or...and I just thought of this theory...Bimmette and I, being Canadians, are therefore perfect with no failings whatsoever, and we are the two that balance out the other two in the circle. Oh, I like that much better.
Sordid! Gasp! Just because I touch myself to the IRC doesn't mean you need to be spreading such things...
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Sordid! Gasp! Just because I touch myself to the IRC doesn't mean you need to be spreading such things...
Provided you have that Divinyls song playing in the background "I touch myself", you are forgiven.

Although it is a somewhat annoying song, I do play it from time to time to bug my wife who once (very unwisely) confessed to me that she used to like the song back in university days. She now knows that anything she says can and will be used against her and no longer confesses anything to me.

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Provided you have that Divinyls song playing in the background "I touch myself", you are forgiven.

Although it is a somewhat annoying song, I do play it from time to time to bug my wife who once (very unwisely) confessed to me that she used to like the song back in university days. She now knows that anything she says can and will be used against her and no longer confesses anything to me.
Annoying? Used to?? You are both terrible and deserve each other. When I become emperor of earth, I will mandate that I Touch Myself be played on a regular basis, and all citizens must sing and awkwardly gyrate to the song in its entirety.
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Btw Joekerr, lups and biorin are not online strangers to me so I guess you win?
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Annoying? Used to?? You are both terrible and deserve each other. When I become emperor of earth, I will mandate that I Touch Myself be played on a regular basis, and all citizens must sing and awkwardly gyrate to the song in its entirety.
D'oh...but it is such a long song....really? I specialize in awkward gyrations though. Not because I'm trying, rather, it just comes....naturally. Sad, but true.

It is true my wife and I deserve each other though...I can't think of who else would put up with either of us!
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Btw Joekerr, lups and biorin are not online strangers to me so I guess you win?
A mere technicality. They once were, but are no longer. May I apply my statement back to the time in which they were?

Wait a minute...scratch that - I'm a winner! Yeah baby! First time for everything!

What is my prize? I hope it is something adequately special to commensurate this extremely rare occasion.
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I was in my first serious (to me) relationship for a long time for many many years since I was 18, I am now 24 and I still have not moved on.

I have been with so many different girls the last few months to move on that I lost count. I try to be emerged in hobbies and interests but it seems I am still stuck. The cycle goes that within a few weeks I lose interest in whatever girl I am fucking/talking to and I end up back at a square one after ghosting them. Been going on for a year now.

I even wasted some time and money on the pros who told me that a heartbreak at this age is very unique/personal and sometimes it takes years and years to finally move on if that even happens.
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I was in my first serious (to me) relationship for a long time for many many years since I was 18, I am now 24 and I still have not moved on.

I have been with so many different girls the last few months to move on that I lost count. I try to be emerged in hobbies and interests but it seems I am still stuck. The cycle goes that within a few weeks I lose interest in whatever girl I am fucking/talking to and I end up back at a square one after ghosting them. Been going on for a year now.

I even wasted some time and money on the pros who told me that a heartbreak at this age is very unique/personal and sometimes it takes years and years to finally move on if that even happens.
Welcome to life young lad. Spoiler: It doesn't get any better. Advice: Learn to cope with being broken. Accept it for what it is. This will be the cycle until a.) you find someone worthy enough to put up with your shit and that you are able to deal with theirs or b.) you die.
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