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      12-18-2015, 01:48 PM   #23
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In court, Abdulaziz maintained his innocence, saying, "I'm fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened."

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      12-18-2015, 01:54 PM   #24
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In court, Abdulaziz maintained his innocence, saying, "I'm fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened."

What? Totally understandable. I use the same excuse when I trip and fall on some strangers dick.
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      12-18-2015, 01:58 PM   #25
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What? Totally understandable. I use the same excuse when I trip and fall on some strangers dick.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

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What ever bitch, you filmed it so ...
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      12-18-2015, 03:25 PM   #27
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When a girl says "NO" they really means "YES" right????? lol
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      12-18-2015, 03:27 PM   #28
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When a girl says "NO" they really means "YES" right????? lol
Depends on the situation. If your out on a boat in the middle of the sea, then yes, absolutely, because of the implication.


On land, no. Because you can't toss her overboard after.
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      12-18-2015, 03:58 PM   #29
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Wow, can't believe how this played out. Terrible.
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      12-18-2015, 08:27 PM   #30
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I can recall a few years ago a good friend of mine who was an ER nurse telling stories of people would present with all sorts of things in their arse. The most common excuse was they slipped or tripped and landed on it.

Many, many questions!
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I need slip and fell too !
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      12-18-2015, 11:29 PM   #32
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he must have been a one pump chump or he just kept getting up and falling till he busted
When you fall down you gotta pick yourself up and try again!
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When you fall down you gotta pick yourself up and try again!
Now that is a "can do" winner attitude..
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