Excuse for not having someone stay at your house

adobeee · 12-14-2015, 12:32 AM

Long story short..

I'm going to be in Europe from 12/19-1/11, and my brother and his wife from New York wants to stay at our house in San Diego from 12/22-12/27.

My husband absolutely hates my sister-in-law and doesn't want them to stay at our place. Generally this sister-in-law is cunning and we don't know if they will be rummaging through our stuff while we're gone.

What's a good excuse to tell them?

ASBSECU E93 · 12-14-2015, 12:36 AM

house is being fumigated
bed bug infestation
house is being painted
someone else is staying - home exchange program
.....

Lups · 12-14-2015, 12:53 AM

I'll rather burn down my house than have an other houseguest.

Real Nice Guy · 12-14-2015, 12:56 AM

You have ghosts

ASBSECU E93 · 12-14-2015, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Low Gravity

How about you don't make up excuses and just tell them no.

^This...

Or lock up all your sensitive and valuables, then set up hidden 'nanny' cams and bust them for being horrible people when you get back.

theriz · 12-14-2015, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Gravity

How about you don't make up excuses and just tell them no.

+2

rcracin · 12-14-2015, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Gravity

How about you don't make up excuses and just tell them no.

Truth.

If your husband hates your sister in law, then she probably knows. No excuse needed. I don't like you, you can't stay in my house.

RickFLM4 · 12-14-2015, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Gravity

How about you don't make up excuses and just tell them no.

+3 with side benefit they may never ask again.

nyalpine90 · 12-14-2015, 06:53 AM

rodents
bathroom is broken (shut off valve, flush the water)

Delta0311 · 12-14-2015, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

I'll rather burn down my house than have an other houseguest.

YEah we know but you're about as anti-social as it gets. Siberia is too crowded for you..

Delta0311 · 12-14-2015, 07:10 AM

Tell them it's being watched by the FEDS and for their safety it would be better if they don't come by till the situation blows over.. If they ask questions tell them the investigation is on going and you have to plead the 5th for now.

nyalpine90 · 12-14-2015, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Tell them it's being watched by the FEDS and for their safety it would be better if they don't come by till the situation blows over.. If they ask questions tell them the investigation is on going and you have to plead the 5th for now.

Axius · 12-14-2015, 07:12 AM

Housing refugees in the spare rooms.

Needbmwpartzz · 12-14-2015, 07:14 AM

Tell them they are not welcome and to never ask to again to stay.

Delta0311 · 12-14-2015, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Housing refugees in the spare rooms.

LOL..

Tell them you're radicalizing and don't have time for their "kafir" bs.

EALm4 · 12-14-2015, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Tell them they are not welcome and to never ask to again to stay.

Yup.

I have friends and family that always ask if they can crash in my second bedroom when up in the city or visiting from out of state. I flat out tell them NO. I dont allow any house guests at all. Usually I get the..."but you have an extra bed..." response but I my answer stays firm.

Tell them you arent running an Air B and B

upstatedoc · 12-14-2015, 07:35 AM

problem with burglars lately

Haywood · 12-14-2015, 08:23 AM

The extra room is being used by Russian strippers doing their live video business.

Maestro · 12-14-2015, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haywood

The extra room is being used by Russian strippers doing their live video business.

It is committed to Syrian Refugees

fhaze3 · 12-14-2015, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haywood

The extra room is being used by Russian strippers doing their live video business.

Link?

Sidewinderpb · 12-14-2015, 09:21 AM

Harboring immigrants
Gas leak
Everything is covered in semen

1MOREMOD · 12-14-2015, 09:31 AM

Say you are ebola carrier

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