Ask a married guy anything

[1MOREMOD]

He's like troll under the bridge ugly did you get hit in the head? Porn star mustache also is really sweet.

[Needbmwpartzz]

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[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

He's like troll under the bridge ugly did you get hit in the head? Porn star mustache also is really sweet.

Sexy as sin!! Shut it you madman.

[MisterSkiMask]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I know of more married men who have cheated than not.

STOP FUCKING MARRIED MEN!!!

[UglyBuzzard]

Wow ^^^

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

In usally do that at other dude bachelor parties

W or w/o the approval of midget aliens?

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

STOP FUCKING MARRIED MEN!!!

My wife had a co-worker in NY who would do this. As soon as I got a FB account (2011 for those keeping score at home), she immediately friend requested me, started like all pictures of sexy me and my wife went ballistic. Then she wanted me to go over her house and fix her cable connection

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

My wife had a co-worker in NY who would do this. As soon as I got a FB account (2011 for those keeping score at home), she immediately friend requested me, started like all pictures of sexy me and my wife went ballistic. Then she wanted me to go over her house and fix her cable connection

Usually the ask is if you can help with plumbing and then they ask you to lay pipe

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Usually the ask is if you can help with plumbing and then they ask you to lay pipe

Depends on what kind of cable he's bringing.

[1MOREMOD]

Um suspension bridge?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Um suspension bridge?

Cable to hold up his moms sex swing.



Badun Psh!

[jaye944]

Pre-nups are unenforceable in Canada

wealth from both parties are divided equally

Originally Posted by Lups

We are a solid team when it comes duties and kids.

No prenup, I wouldn't sign one. That's glorified dating.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Depends on what kind of cable he's bringing.

True but if that fits, not my type of woman.

[RABAUKE]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Lups, banned for pretending to be a male.

Been married since 8/15/08 and have sex 3-4 times a week.

Does your wife know?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by RABAUKE

Does your wife know?

I have not mentioned bimmerpost at home. He is completely unaware of my bad social habits.

And!! In the internet I am a 48 year old man.

[RABAUKE]

......3-4 times a week, can you talk to my wife?

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by RABAUKE

Does your wife know?

Keys to a happy marriage:
It's important to have a woman who can take care of the home and be a good mother. A woman who is independent and successful in her career. And a woman who enjoys frequent sex. But most importantly, it is critical that these three women never meet.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Lups

I have not mentioned bimmerpost at home. He is completely unaware of my bad social habits.

And!! In the internet I am a 48 year old man.

Send us your bald head pics please.

[Whostheboss]

When out with your wife on a movie date, dinner date, amusement park, vacation etc. Have you ever looked at another Woman and say to yourself "Damn, why didn't i find this one first" ?

[ASAP]

Maybe this has been answered... but, do you ever get somewhat bored / constrained by marriage? Especially if wife is nagging you and or limiting you in doing what you want to do for fun or otherwise... do you every wish you were not married and maybe living elsewhere and bangin hot coeds? Or are you perfectly happy and know you made the right decision and would never go back? Just curious, because I see it both ways but sadly most people just seem bored and its the same day in / day out routine.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

When out with your wife on a movie date, dinner date, amusement park, vacation etc. Have you ever looked at another Woman and say to yourself "Damn, why didn't i find this one first" ?

I'll eye a chick (all about the ass) and wonder how much fun I'd have with it. But as I mentioned before my wife is probably the only female on Earth who can tolerate me.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by ASAP

Maybe this has been answered... but, do you ever get somewhat bored / constrained by marriage? Especially if wife is nagging you and or limiting you in doing what you want to do for fun or otherwise... do you every wish you were not married and maybe living elsewhere and bangin hot coeds? Or are you perfectly happy and know you made the right decision and would never go back? Just curious, because I see it both ways but sadly most people just seem bored and its the same day in / day out routine.

Excellent question. My wife let's me go out with friends, strip clubs (haven't gone in like forever), even went on a company cruise when my job has a 9:1 female/male ratio and she trusts me. The key thing IMHO is to have all your fun BEFORE marriage (no Shit right lol). I've had a lowly 15 girl count before my wife and had so much fun with those girls but neither of them were "it". Then she came along and 11.5 years later I'm happily trapped. However, I too know married couples in shambles, mainly because they were married too young, cheating, etc... just gotta keep that firing burning.