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      12-04-2015, 02:42 PM   #1
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So...., how often do you have sex and how long have you been married?
What's sex?

7-10 years
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      12-04-2015, 02:51 PM   #5
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Been married since 8/15/08 and have sex 3-4 times a week.
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What do you gain out of marriage? Do you have a prenup?
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What do you gain out of marriage? Do you have a prenup?
She is poor and I'm poorer so I think I would get something out of it, no?
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She is poor and I'm poorer so I think I would get something out of it, no?
Was meant as two separate questions.

What do you get out of marriage as a whole, compared to a lifelong girlfriend or something?
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What do you gain out of marriage? Do you have a prenup?
We are a solid team when it comes duties and kids.

No prenup, I wouldn't sign one. That's glorified dating.
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No prenup, I wouldn't sign one. That's glorified dating.
I would just short of never marry without one.
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Was meant as two separate questions.

What do you get out of marriage as a whole, compared to a lifelong girlfriend or something?
TBH, it feels the same as right before we got married. We've always had trust between us, being best friends and doing things together and being open about anything. Could we have not gotten married and still be here together today? I would say yes.
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I would just short of never marry without one.
Haha.

We got married youngish, and we built what we have together. I don't regret it, even now that my family is having funerals more than tea parties. He has supported me financially and if he walked after a decade I'd say he deserves what he gets.

I see that as a way to walk when things get rough and oh boy does married life get rough at times.
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Haha.

We got married youngish, and we built what we have together. I don't regret it, even now that my family is having funerals more than tea parties. He has supported me financially and if he walked after a decade I'd say he deserves what he gets.

I see that as a way to walk when things get rough and oh boy does married life get rough at times.

I can see that. For me, it just makes something that could be an issue a non-issue. I don't want your shit, I don't want you taking mine. If we'd mutually like to amicably re-negotiate at any point if the situation has changed, great.

I know a guy with ten figures from family money (i.e., his girlfriend didn't build it with him). After proposing to his girlfriend, he literally said "pick a number that makes you comfortable" for the pre-nup, whether she wanted $1m a year of marriage, whatever. She got angry and said that she needed to see what his annual income was and what he had in the bank, because she wanted "her fair share." That after being offered so much money solely for being married to someone! She's not some gold digger either, she runs her own business, etc. Imagine that same scenario during divorce 10 years later without a prenup...
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I can see that. For me, it just makes something that could be an issue a non-issue. I don't want your shit, I don't want you taking mine. If we'd mutually like to amicably re-negotiate at any point if the situation has changed, great.

I know a guy with ten figures from family money (i.e., his girlfriend didn't build it with him). After proposing to his girlfriend, he literally said "pick a number that makes you comfortable" for the pre-nup, whether she wanted $1m a year of marriage, whatever. She got angry and said that she needed to see what his annual income was and what he had in the bank, because she wanted "her fair share." That after being offered so much money solely for being married to someone! She's not some gold digger either, she runs her own business, etc. Imagine that same scenario during divorce 10 years later without a prenup...
That's quite different than what I had to consider at the time, and my spouse had no idea about my family's wealth/ poverty situation. I told him I don't like the idea and that I hate them.

Sure, if he would've truly wanted one, I would've signed it.
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I'd sign a prenup, mostly because all I have is debt and no liquid cash.
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