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      09-07-2018, 07:53 AM   #1
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Exclamation What would you do on your last day?

What shenanigans would you do if it was your last day at your job?

Or would you go out with pride and do nothing?


















No it's not the last day of your life stop thinking that.
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I would pull a few funny pranks on co-workers but nothing crazy. Never burn bridges.
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Sit at my desk and surf BP the entire day.
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Not do any work, that's for sure.
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Sit at my desk and surf BP the entire day.
Wouldn't this be the same as any other day?

What about handing out some special brownies from the new employer?
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What shenanigans would you do if it was your last day at your job?

Or would you go out with pride and do nothing?


















No it's not the last day of your life stop thinking that.
1. Upperdeck the toilets
2. Hide a few cheap alarm clocks in strategic places set to as loud as possible
3. Goof off.

Or none of the above. Dunno.
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Put the upper decker in employees locker, file cabinet or desk instead
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OMG the upper deckers are popular lol
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Wouldn't this be the same as any other day?

What about handing out some special brownies from the new employer?
lol They don't sell brownies. I thought about how funny it would be to make some, but the legal and financial ramifications aren't worth the laugh.
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I'd start a rumor that the whole place was about to go under and RIF everybody - tell them you wanted to quit before it all got crazy.
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Not do any work, that's for sure.
I would definitely drink at work, though.
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I would definitely drink at work, though.
admit nothing....
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Get with bosses secretary on his desk?
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but you do that now ?

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I would go in to work, and do some work for a change
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I had to google U/D, it's an american thing right ?

dirty little fuqr's how is that even a thing ? God the way some peoples mind's work

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OMG the upper deckers are popular lol
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on the last day of the last job I quit (9 years ago now to start my own business) I worked till 20:00pm to get the last things done.
Didnt even write the extra hours.
So just another day...
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I had to google U/D, it's an american thing right ?

dirty little fuqr's how is that even a thing ? God the way some peoples mind's work
Your admiration is oozing through your words. Nice try at pretending you aren't thinking about doing it to certain people's houses.
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dirty little fuqr's how is that even a thing ? God the way some peoples mind's work

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Your admiration is oozing through your words. Nice try at pretending you aren't thinking about doing it to certain people's houses.
Both Canadian.....
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Thanked everyone I worked with and made certain all last hard hand-offs were made.
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Thanked everyone I worked with and made certain all last hard hand-offs were made.
This is what ultimately is going to happen, I've already begun making how-to-do for the next person and my fellow employees.
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This is what ultimately is going to happen, I've already begun making how-to-do for the next person and my fellow employees.
Good man. This is how you get the reputation of being a real pro which will follow you for the rest of your life!

Cheers-mk
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