You know you're old when...

CarsAndGuitars · 06-15-2023, 10:31 AM

"I'm going to sit here in the shady bush sipping my iced tea, while Jim wrestles with a pack of rabid spotted hyenas"

Lady Jane · 06-15-2023, 11:09 AM

You know you're old when you're looking forward to that week-end.

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cmyx6go · 06-15-2023, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CarsAndGuitars

"I'm going to sit here in the shady bush sipping my iced tea, while Jim wrestles with a pack of rabid spotted hyenas"

Sunday nights. Mutual of Omaha presents Wild Kingdom!

Get off my lawn.

vreihen16 · 06-15-2023, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

You know you're old when you're looking forward to that week-end.

Where can I buy that stuff?!?!? Not even a colonoscopy prep kit can flush my constipation out.....

Lady Jane · 06-24-2023, 07:36 AM

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Where can I buy that stuff?!?!? Not even a colonoscopy prep kit can flush my constipation out.....

Just check Fleet Enema on Amazon.

Lady Jane · 06-24-2023, 07:37 AM

Before my time but I got it.

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M5Rick · 06-24-2023, 04:23 PM

When you remember replacing the contact breakers on a Kawa 350 triple with Boyer electronic ignition.

Buug959 · 06-24-2023, 04:51 PM

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When you remember replacing the contact breakers on a Kawa 350 triple with Boyer electronic ignition.

A friend had a 350 triple but I never had the pleasure of helping him with changing/adjusting the points.

M5Rick · 06-24-2023, 05:44 PM

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A friend had a 350 triple but I never had the pleasure of helping him with changing/adjusting the points.

It actually ran pretty well with the points as long as you had a feeler guage and screw driver to remove the timing plate cup if it should slip a bit.

vreihen16 · 06-24-2023, 06:13 PM

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Just check Fleet Enema on Amazon.

Been there, done that, intestines laughed just like they did with the colonoscopy prep kit:

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Donatello. · 06-25-2023, 07:14 AM

My right knee always hurts

Esteban · 06-25-2023, 12:44 PM

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My right knee always hurts

Mine did too years ago when I was taking my nightly walks. Best way to describe it is it felt like I had broken glass in my knee. Starting doing exercises to build up the muscles around the knees; squats, lunges, stair stepping. Soon I added weight. I don't have anymore pain in my knees (maybe a little, sometimes, but mostly it's gone).

Lady Jane · 06-26-2023, 07:21 AM

Custom tailored for the over sixty.

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vreihen16 · 06-26-2023, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Custom tailored for the over sixty.

The only thing funny about those is the realization that you will be old enough to experience why none of those are funny some day.

You know you're old when you fear falling over and crushing the tiny little technician while at a PT session.....

M_Six · 06-26-2023, 01:09 PM

When the xray technician could be your granddaughter.

vreihen16 · 06-26-2023, 02:01 PM

...and gives you a family discount!!!!!

Buug959 · 06-26-2023, 05:03 PM

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...and gives you a family discount!!!!!

You mean "seniors discount" don't you?

Donatello. · 06-26-2023, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Mine did too years ago when I was taking my nightly walks. Best way to describe it is it felt like I had broken glass in my knee. Starting doing exercises to build up the muscles around the knees; squats, lunges, stair stepping. Soon I added weight. I don't have anymore pain in my knees (maybe a little, sometimes, but mostly it's gone).

Mine is an old basketball injury from way back. Hurts when I do my squats to lately. I just power through

Esteban · 06-26-2023, 06:25 PM

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Mine is an old basketball injury from way back. Hurts when I do my squats to lately. I just power through

Well, then there’s that. Mine are ‘cause I’m old.

johnnyace · 06-26-2023, 07:02 PM

...when you trade in your beloved M2C for an X5 m60i.

infinitekidM2C · 06-26-2023, 07:15 PM

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My right knee always hurts

Get yourself one of them fancy walking sticks at the cvs.

Kowalski2011 · 06-26-2023, 07:19 PM

No matter how many times you shake it, there is still a couple drops left when you put it away.

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