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- knock, knock, who's there? banana. banana who? - knock, knock, who's there? banana. banana who? - knock, knock, who's there? orange. orange who? orange you glad I didn't say banana! |
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I tried these out on my 9 year old grandson after dinner last night. He thought they were funny and it started about a 1/2 hour of stupid joke telling around the table. To keep on theme, you know you are old when you are telling these Grandpa Jokes to you grand kids: What's yellow and goes click click? A ball point banana. What's purple and goes slam slam? A four-door grape. How do you catch a rabbit? Lay in the grass and make a noise like a carrot. And the big hit of the night for my grandson: How to you catch a bear? Dig a hole. Put peas in the hole. Put ashes around the hole. When the bear comes down to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole. |
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01-23-2022, 10:12 AM | #4139 |
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How do you catch a unique bunny? U-nique up on them.
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01-23-2022, 06:28 PM | #4140 |
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01-23-2022, 06:40 PM | #4141 |
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Oh shit, forgot about those. Been more than 20 years since I've done that.
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01-23-2022, 07:01 PM | #4142 |
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01-23-2022, 07:12 PM | #4144 |
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You know you're old if...
You bought your kids Happy Meals.
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Je vois, dit le charpentier aveugle en ramassant son marteau et ça scie
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01-23-2022, 07:25 PM | #4147 | |
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01-23-2022, 07:49 PM | #4149 |
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Neva happen GI! LOL!
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Back in the day you got your draft card in the mail, and today you get your medicare card in the mail.........
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01-23-2022, 08:13 PM | #4151 | |
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Then I received my draft notice from the Selective Service.
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Yeah, remember having to go to the post office and signing up.
I know there still is a Selective Service, just no draft at this point.
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When you are just sore for no f&&&&&& reason.
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Do kids still have to register with selective service?
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01-24-2022, 01:31 AM | #4155 |
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My back!!!
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01-24-2022, 06:40 AM | #4156 |
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Don't drink the milk!
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01-24-2022, 09:32 AM | #4158 |
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Yes. US males are required to register within 30 days of their 18th birthday.
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