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      12-03-2015, 08:22 PM   #17315
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Do i have to send something to the girls to get something started? Again?
Not sure how you'll top the last one, but go right ahead
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      12-03-2015, 08:45 PM   #17316
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      12-03-2015, 08:47 PM   #17317
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I'm worn out, old, and tired.
That last blond was a real shot of life.
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      12-03-2015, 08:49 PM   #17318
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I try to whip mine out all the time.
That was my Halloween costume...remember??

'Rock out with you *-* out'

Had the trench coat I'd use to 'flash'

I am sorry if I scared you with my creepy texts.

...if I did not, please proceed as requested.




Mr Tonka you're "up" first.
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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      12-04-2015, 12:17 AM   #17319
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Women are encourage to participate..
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      12-04-2015, 01:28 AM   #17320
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I am sorry if I scared you with my creepy texts.

...if I did not, please proceed as requested.
Hey - not creepy at all, fell asleep....been a long day chewing on people at work. That shit is EXHAUSTING....

What's the request..? Boob shot of me is not likely to buy any goats...
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      12-04-2015, 06:26 AM   #17321
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The girls in this music video are pretty hot.

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      12-04-2015, 07:07 AM   #17322
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That last blond was a real shot of life.
Bahahaha, they always are man, they always are.
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      12-04-2015, 07:26 AM   #17323
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The girls in this music video are pretty hot.

The bar is the Ocean Deck....I have been there many times.
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The bar is the Ocean Deck....I have been there many times.
I figured that's your old stomping ground.
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      12-04-2015, 07:33 AM   #17325
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I figured that's your old stomping ground.
Playing VB....one of several after tourney stops to spend my winnings
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      12-04-2015, 07:45 AM   #17326
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I am sorry if I scared you with my creepy texts.

...if I did not, please proceed as requested.
Hey - not creepy at all, fell asleep....been a long day chewing on people at work. That shit is EXHAUSTING....

What's the request..? Boob shot of me is not likely to buy any goats...
Tonka seems to have a good idea, perhaps you two can coordinate
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      12-04-2015, 10:49 AM   #17327
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Tracking number shows the hood is going to show up about 5 to 7 days sooner than they originally told me it would..., Big Red is coming home next week!

All that's left to buy are new headlights with the insurance check.
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      12-04-2015, 11:04 AM   #17328
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Tonka seems to have a good idea, perhaps you two can coordinate
what idea is this you speak of?
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      12-04-2015, 11:08 AM   #17329
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what idea is this you speak of?
Ideas of the kinds of photos you provide to the ladies.
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      12-04-2015, 11:30 AM   #17330
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Ideas of the kinds of photos you provide to the ladies.
I had asked for ideas but didn't get any....
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I had asked for ideas but didn't get any....
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      12-04-2015, 11:32 AM   #17332
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Mr Tonka - Many of the Mens have shared (for the ladies benefit mind you) - pics of quarter bounce boot-ay, some Abs, even a covered frontal shot.....what more can the ladies ask of us?!?!

Biorin - remember, the mind of a man is simple (Food, Sex, Sleep - repeat)....we need a little direction or motivation here
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      12-04-2015, 11:36 AM   #17333
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Mr Tonka - Many of the Mens have shared (for the ladies benefit mind you) - pics of quarter bounce boot-ay, some Abs, even a covered frontal shot.....what more can the ladies ask of us?!?!

Biorin - remember, the mind of a man is simple (Food, Sex, Sleep - repeat)....we need a little direction or motivation here
Take a nap, if you give me your address I'll send you food, and you take some sexy pics. Voila, complete.
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      12-04-2015, 11:43 AM   #17334
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Mr Tonka - Many of the Mens have shared (for the ladies benefit mind you) - pics of quarter bounce boot-ay, some Abs, even a covered frontal shot.....what more can the ladies ask of us?!?!

Biorin - remember, the mind of a man is simple (Food, Sex, Sleep - repeat)....we need a little direction or motivation here
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Take a nap, if you give me your address I'll send you food, and you take some sexy pics. Voila, complete.
The mind of a man is a little *too* simple it seems.
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