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      12-02-2019, 10:26 AM   #2707
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I'm with Wede head on this one. Easiest way to accomplish your goal is to take a little walk around the neighbourhood right around the time you want to eat and use your nose. When you come across a house that has a delicious smelling turkey cooking, cause a distraction at the front door and sneak in the back with a pair of oven mitts and extract said turkey pan and all and bring it back to your location.

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Excellent plan. I believe the technical/legal term for it is "involuntary catering."
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Called in sick today.
I miss the good old days, when you actually had a conversation with someone when you called in sick.

"Yeah, I can't make it in today...sorry."
"Not feeling well?"
"Yeah. Got a vision problem."
"Really, what kind of vision problem?"
"I can't see the point of coming to work today."
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Yeah got it covered ahead of time, am sick. Doesnt hurt he's okay tonight and wont miss it
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Called in sick today.
did you get your flu shot this year?
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      12-02-2019, 01:40 PM   #2712
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i should prank her
Good sir, may i suggest giving yourself a brisk slap on the forearm with that spatula before proceeding with this prank?

That way you can be prepared for the most likely initial outcome
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Good sir, may i suggest giving yourself a brisk slap on the forearm with that spatula before proceeding with this prank?

That way you can be prepared for the most likely initial outcome
silly goose, a spatula isn't those neon sticks that slap into a bracelet!
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I burned about 1/4 of a tank of fuel having fun in empty snow covered parking lots.
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I burned about 1/4 of a tank of fuel having fun in empty snow covered parking lots.
Doughnuts! Yay!
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had meeting with boss.
i put in my holiday vacation time in.
i gave him a number where i want to be with salary.
last year i decline job offer due to paid family leave, my daughter was born
hopefully he can match number or do better. If the opportunity knocks on my door again.. ADIOS amigo.
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Vids or pics?
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Did you borrow my church-bus for 2 minutes?
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Starting a new weight gaining diet..

I'm currently 5'8" 130lbs. Skin an bones basically and I don't eat much. Decided I'd go from my probably 1000 if not less calorie a day to 2700.

Turns out trying to stuff my body full of 800 calories worth of food per meal (which isnt even used to breakfast) in 20 minutes before work is not a good idea. Threw it all up. Time to start over for the day :

Called in sick today, more time to eat
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Starting a new weight gaining diet..

I'm currently 5'8" 130lbs. Skin an bones basically and I don't eat much. Decided I'd go from my probably 1000 if not less calorie a day to 2700.

Turns out trying to stuff my body full of 800 calories worth of food per meal (which isnt even used to breakfast) in 20 minutes before work is not a good idea. Threw it all up. Time to start over for the day :

Called in sick today, more time to eat
I'm your height and this is what I was averaging daily (more on weekends) when I started my bulking after vacation. I dropped it about two weeks ago as I just got tired of eating so much. Now I'm back down in the 3500 range. I dropped some weight, but feel much better!

You have to build up to it. It;s taken me years, but I can diet for vacation and still not go below 3K calories. Just keep at it and maybe start off with a small surplus and let your body get accustomed to it before bumping it up more.
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I burned about 1/4 of a tank of fuel having fun in empty snow covered parking lots.
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Nope don't want any evidence.
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When I read that Kamala dropped out "because the money ran out" I thought of her progressing age, and rumors about how she previously came by money/influence.
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Starting a new weight gaining diet..

I'm currently 5'8" 130lbs. Skin an bones basically and I don't eat much. Decided I'd go from my probably 1000 if not less calorie a day to 2700.

Turns out trying to stuff my body full of 800 calories worth of food per meal (which isnt even used to breakfast) in 20 minutes before work is not a good idea. Threw it all up. Time to start over for the day :

Called in sick today, more time to eat
I'm your height and this is what I was averaging daily (more on weekends) when I started my bulking after vacation. I dropped it about two weeks ago as I just got tired of eating so much. Now I'm back down in the 3500 range. I dropped some weight, but feel much better!

You have to build up to it. It;s taken me years, but I can diet for vacation and still not go below 3K calories. Just keep at it and maybe start off with a small surplus and let your body get accustomed to it before bumping it up more.
That's pretty sweet man, were you a hardgainer to begin with? And I think incremental is the way to go lol. This morning wasn't fun
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When I read that Kamala dropped out "because the money ran out" I thought of her progressing age, and rumors about how she previously came by money/influence.
Funny, I watched a video a few days ago saying how her campaign was very unstable and didn't have a clear message...
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