I need to find a man!

DF · 10-07-2016, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Not for me, I've got plenty, but I have one single friend.

23, epically hot, doesn't need anyone's money, is even too nice, smarter than most people and for fucks sake loves animals, kids and even her family is perfect!

Guys, help me out. Where do the good guys hide these days?
I'm not asking for much.

1. The guy has to be smart.

2. No fucking idiotic hippie shit (he's gonna be stuck with me too).

3. 6ft 2" minimum.

4. An appreciation for idiotic adventures required.

I'll take the same. I'm more flexible on height :-)

BMW F22 · 10-07-2016, 08:48 PM

Most women think they're the shit or some kind if queens and thus they ask for so much. Looks fade and those women with terrible personalities end up alone when they get older. Same goes for men (but it's a bit easier).

Arcades · 10-07-2016, 08:58 PM

Welp moving on, totally not 6'2"

F87LUV · 10-07-2016, 09:11 PM

This map should help:

https://www.google.com/amp/elitedail...?client=safari

Delta0311 · 10-07-2016, 09:16 PM

5'6 and 200lbs here. 6'2 when the erection fully kicks in.

Lups · 10-07-2016, 11:25 PM

Thanks guys, you made her laugh and decide to stay single for all eternity. Apparently my inability to count and the sad fact I like the ot crew here makes me useless as a matchmaker.

Oh, I also got a text telling me she's taller than I so I fucked even that up

Matt@EuroJerks · 10-07-2016, 11:35 PM

Go home troll you are dunk!!

Lups · 10-07-2016, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Mama Anna , I would love to test her first ?

Jeez Phil, i needed advice on where to find a nice guy, I'll make sure I won't bring her to you!

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Fuck this is tougher than finding a guy for Sara.

yeah, I think I over shot with the part I have to like him. I don't like anyone.

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Originally Posted by PA135i

This might win the stupid thread of the year award.

Hey that's cruel!

And not true. I know one worse.

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Does she wear half shirts often

She has clothes.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

But can she cook???

MAYBE she is coming over to tell u something special about why she has no BOYfriends

Not that we wouldn't still watch ur videos

That she can't do. She stays alive with her skills but I often find her from my doorstep at dinner time.

She is for once single, and i needed advice how to end that. I think i got it though!

1. No car dudes,
2. No internet users.
3 nobody i know.

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Originally Posted by C1Boston

I'm going to visit your friend.

Don't! Bp is my dark secret. I don't want her to tell on me and you showing up would destroy this hangout for me.

jgoens · 10-07-2016, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

But can she cook???

MAYBE she is coming over to tell u something special about why she has no BOYfriends

Not that we wouldn't still watch ur videos

No..women today can't toast a piece of toast for shit. Nowadays the guys cook better.

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Originally Posted by PA135i

Here's your pic .. enjoy..

probably right.

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Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

Go home troll you are dunk!!

That was funny. got a laugh.

Lups · 10-07-2016, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

No..women today can't toast a piece of toast for shit. Nowadays the guys cook better.

probably right.

That was funny. got a laugh.

I'd be happy to be home drinking a beer or coffee right now instead of helping a friend make the concrete thing his cabin will be built on soon.

I fucking hate people who think 7am is an acceptable time to start work in the weekends, especially when you're using your friends as free labor.

UncleWede · 10-07-2016, 11:46 PM

Does she like candy

And vans????

Lups · 10-07-2016, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Does she like candy

And vans????

I disapproved this, then laughed, then frowned again while laughing. I'll make sure to add an epic sense of humor to my long list of qualities to look for.

Wade you and I are too old to remember what it's like to be single. Hell, I tried to think where I used to go for a night out (to study the bible of course!!) and I couldn't even remember the names of such places.

Arcades · 10-08-2016, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I disapproved this, then laughed, then frowned again while laughing. I'll make sure to add an epic sense of humor to my long list of qualities to look for.

Wade you and I are too old to remember what it's like to be single. Hell, I tried to think where I used to go for a night out (to study the bible of course!!) and I couldn't even remember the names of such places.

I wouldn't wana look up at someone WAYYYY to tall for me anyway... :P

UncleWede · 10-08-2016, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Does she like candy

And vans????

I disapproved this, then laughed, then frowned again while laughing. I'll make sure to add an epic sense of humor to my long list of qualities to look for.

Wade you and I are too old to remember what it's like to be single. Hell, I tried to think where I used to go for a night out (to study the bible of course!!) and I couldn't even remember the names of such places.

Memory is the second thing to go

Can't remember the first thing

Lups · 10-08-2016, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Arcades

I wouldn't wana look up at someone WAYYYY to tall for me anyway... :P

Apparently an average Finnish male is as tall as she is, so this is hopeless.

Fuck it. I'll teach her to knit and buy her a cat.

bimmette · 10-08-2016, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arcades

I wouldn't wana look up at someone WAYYYY to tall for me anyway... :P

Apparently an average Finnish male is as tall as she is, so this is hopeless.

Fuck it. I'll teach her to knit and buy her a cat.

She's so young. Tell her to travel the world and have fun!

Arcades · 10-08-2016, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Apparently an average Finnish male is as tall as she is, so this is hopeless.

Fuck it. I'll teach her to knit and buy her a cat.

Personally, I have a limit of how much taller someone can be to me :P

If I have to look up at a full 90 degrees then that is probably an no no...

Lups · 10-08-2016, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

She's so young. Tell her to travel the world and have fun!

She's done that already.

Seriously, where did we used to go pick up guys? I've tried to remember, but I got nothing.

bimmette · 10-08-2016, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by bimmette

She's so young. Tell her to travel the world and have fun!

She's done that already.

Seriously, where did we used to go pick up guys? I've tried to remember, but I got nothing.

I got nothin.

Arcades · 10-08-2016, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

She's done that already.

Seriously, where did we used to go pick up guys? I've tried to remember, but I got nothing.

1. Get drunk
2. ???
3. Profit

mantis · 10-08-2016, 12:20 AM

what part of the world are you and this princess under your protection in, again?

Lups · 10-08-2016, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I got nothin.

I'll send you a cat too, and I better start being nicer to my spouse

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