I need to find a man!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by suspenceful

Guy requirement of 6'2" minimum means she has to be 5'9" 140lbs maximum.

She's about 5'8". Weighs about 140 lbs and sadly only has boobs, muscle and an ass to show for it.

So unfair for her old friend (me!!!).

But again, when I found my spouse, I found him from a bar full of idiots. I spent a year after the first meet arguing about politics and education with him online, and then he gave me a chance to work my charm on him.

I'm genuinely interested, since as seen above every male is packing 10" in the net and is not in the market for anything else but a one night stand, where do I find nowadays a guy who is really what he is selling?

[F80_M]

Now if only I could go unnoticed wearing 5in platforms/heels to meet the height requirement.....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by JasonCSU

It always cracks me up when women say they want a guy at this height or taller, as that range is a very small percentage of the male population.

Lol, I know, but try finding shoes when you're tall, and you have small feet!

So fucking hard! All women use the size I use, and well I'm 5ft 8-9" so either I'm making a guy feel tiny because I bend my knees, or he has to be a giant.

Seriously. Try finding shoes at the size seven (not sure if it's the right one actually, euro 38) in anything less than 4" heels a day before a party! I fucking hate heels, and I fucking hate shopping and my shoe closet is three pairs of black heels with 5 inch heels.

And in the pics, if the woman is taller, the guy still looks good. Us woman look like shit and mainly because we can't have sneakers on.

(a fucking rant, I fucking know!! )

[wdb]

I'm perfect but I'm taken.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F80_M

Now if only I could go unnoticed wearing 5in platforms/heels to meet the height requirement.....

Yeah, I tried making her come to a road trip with my F82. She didn't want to, since "paintjob".

[Lups]

Originally Posted by wdb

I'm perfect but I'm taken.

Hey hubby, why are you posting? My pool boy sees this and it'll mess with out cleanliness.

[wren57]

Originally Posted by Lups

Not for me, I've got plenty, but I have one single friend.

23, epically hot, doesn't need anyone's money, is even too nice, smarter than most people and for fucks sake loves animals, kids and even her family is perfect!

Guys, help me out. Where do the good guys hide these days?
I'm not asking for much.

1. The guy has to be smart.

2. No fucking idiotic hippie shit (he's gonna be stuck with me too).

3. 6ft 2" minimum.

4. An appreciation for idiotic adventures required.

I mean that in the nicest way possible.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by wren57

I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Thanks, a daily hobby. A nice way to pass the time too. Feels good.

Try it sometime, it gets rid of aggressions fast.

What you can do with a few wrist movements, you won't find in a man.

If she can show up everywhere in flats or sneakers let's make the minimum hight 5ft 8".

[Kidscollege$]

Originally Posted by CK64

10" ???

Sorry, I'm only 4", but some girls like it that wide.

"10"...AROUND!"

Kinda like a tuna can...

[aozer]

Sorry, I'm perfect but she doesn't meet my maximum weight requirements of 133.7 lbs or less

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

She's about 5'8". Weighs about 140 lbs and sadly only has boobs, muscle and an ass to show for it.

So unfair for her old friend (me!!!).

But again, when I found my spouse, I found him from a bar full of idiots. I spent a year after the first meet arguing about politics and education with him online, and then he gave me a chance to work my charm on him.

I'm genuinely interested, since as seen above every male is packing 10" in the net and is not in the market for anything else but a one night stand, where do I find nowadays a guy who is really what he is selling?

I sell floor coverings. I am not a floor covering. I don't qualify.

[Germanauto]

This height requirement thing is stupid to be honest. So if a guy is 6'0", 4 inches taller than her, he wouldn't fit the bill?

Then when a guy says he doesn't date fat chicks he gets slammed by the world as being a misogynist.

It's a shame cause she'd love me but I don't meet #3. Best of luck to her.

[ciaranob]

1.5" short and 20 years too late - bummer!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Kidscollege$

"10"...AROUND!"

Kinda like a tuna can...

Made me lol! Keep using the pump old friend! You'll soon fill it!

Originally Posted by aozer

Sorry, I'm perfect but she doesn't meet my maximum weight requirements of 133.7 lbs or less

Aww. This is so sad. I'm really sure you would've been perfect for her.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I sell floor coverings. I am not a floor covering. I don't qualify.

Lol.

That's how men think around her actually.

I asked my hubby tonight where I'd go to find a man for her.

"well, I can be single in 6 months or so if I must but seriously, she is 23, has manners, grace, and style, an epic sense of humor and you think you can find some 25-30 year old for her? Keep dreaming."

And when I pushed more, my spouse said what some of you said.

"not gonna find one, go get drunk and have fun. Please have keys with you this time around."

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Germanauto

This height requirement thing is stupid to be honest. So if a guy is 6'0", 4 inches taller than her, he wouldn't fit the bill?

Then when a guy says he doesn't date fat chicks he gets slammed by the world as being a misogynist.

It's a shame cause she'd love me but I don't meet #3. Best of luck to her.

Actually, that's me. I always fuck this up. In my mind 180 cm is 6ft. I know how tall I am in your stupid system and I just forget you doesn't go by tens.

So, she is 173 cm. Which is like 5ft 8".

So let's add to that the fucking shoes, and wasn't a ft 12"? So let's make the hight 6ft.

And for the record, I get the fat chick argument. I never dated an athlete. "sports?" "yeah!" " no".

It's not like I'm anti muscle, it's more like me wanting to talk about other things too.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ciaranob

1.5" short and 20 years too late - bummer!

Also we two have met at the f8x forum and she is too laid back.

But seriously? How did you find your soulmate?

[C1Boston]

Originally Posted by Lups

went to the Finnish army i see?


God I hate to say this but Billie, without our past, you'd be married to her by now.


Try hitting tampere next time. I'll be your tour guide.

Helsinki is so bland.

Haha I'll have to poke you guys on my next trip in June then! Already booked.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C1Boston

Haha I'll have to poke you guys on my next trip in June then! Already booked.

Oh god. Just promise not to tell anything here.

I have a strict reputation here.

June is a beautiful month here, you'll be glad to see it

[shoguniori31]

Originally Posted by finaloption

Completely agree

[ciaranob]

Originally Posted by Lups

Also we two have met at the f8x forum and she is too laid back.

But seriously? How did you find your soulmate?

I'd say it tends to fall back on a tried and true cliche - seems to happen when you are trying the least and/or least expecting it - when you are not trying to process that bizarre formula for a mate you dreamed up in your head and get to the realization that certain personal traits trump everything and then it all makes sense - not really a compromise just a realization of what is really important in a soulmate. Wow! OK, enough of my psycho-babble

[Fundguy1]

Location lol

[PINeely]

My name is Pat. I love long walks on the beach, fast cars, sensible chuckles and cats. My liver still works (tough little guy) so I can treat her to PBR on the couch while watching Parks & Rec. I once fit 17 jumbo sized marshmallows into my mouth at one time. My last girlfriend says I am paranoid but don't listen to her, she's the reason everyone is out to get me. When I grow up I want to be a professional Mexican so I can be tan. I love to eat spaghetti with my knees-a-knockin' and have many other great qualities like a face, bones, and a circulatory system. PM me if interested.