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      10-09-2016, 01:11 PM   #221
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My friend Bhai...That's because somewhere deep in your mind you realize that real blonde Finnish girls are really hot ...
Sexy angels they are !
I must be dreaming......has there been a merge of the "post your photo's" thread and Lups attempt to set her 23 year old alleged nympho friend with a guy?

This has some real potential now
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Just remember that the next time you try to find the nearest cat show to find the ladies near you! The claws will be out!
Hmmmm.....Cat shows.....will need to add that to the list along with wedding crashing and funeral homes for widows under 35

/sarcasm and donning helmet for inevitable shark bite from Lups
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Let me get this straight

You asked people for advice/commentary....they gave you advice and you're pissed at them and now threaten to turn your friend into a crazy cat lady?

Have you considered a new bottle of midol or maybe checking to see if you have a monster sized wedgie?

I'm offering this in good fun/good spirit....with a little luck it will make it across the language barrier and you dont try to bite my head off in a premenstrual/menopausal rage

Lol!

Oh she better start liking cats! It clearly is too much work to find reasonable advice on men and everyone I know are complete fuckers, or married or both.

I look forward to the first bp thread on cat show pickup lines and how to clean your car from cat fur!

And I'm not pissed at all, this went exactly as well as I assumed it would go! Epic fun with no real answers!

But I'm gonna bring this up when the bp starts a group buy on cat show tickets. It'll be an epic I TOLD YOU SO! -moment.
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      10-09-2016, 01:27 PM   #224
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I must be dreaming......has there been a merge of the "post your photo's" thread and Lups attempt to set her 23 year old alleged nympho friend with a guy?

This has some real potential now
Yeah...Look my friend ..
In OT everything has potential

And Lups is actually "mama Anna" and I love her for years on here because she knows Philippe (me) as well...

One of her qualities is her strength to kick mans ass , I'm sure she can beat the shit out of us in no time even when I look like Ambiorix !
Let us say....Mama Anna is a kinda sexy Finnish blonde angel with some balls !

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Lol!

Oh she better start liking cats! It clearly is too much work to find reasonable advice on men and everyone I know are complete fuckers, or married or both.

I look forward to the first bp thread on cat show pickup lines and how to clean your car from cat fur!

And I'm not pissed at all, this went exactly as well as I assumed it would go! Epic fun with no real answers!

But I'm gonna bring this up when the bp starts a group buy on cat show tickets. It'll be an epic I TOLD YOU SO! -moment.
Who knew there was a site dedicated to pick up lines for crazy cat ladies?



https://pickupline.net/character-bas...pick-up-lines/

"Are you feline the connection between us?"

There are a couple really good ones in the list I will refrain from posting......
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Yeah...Look my friend ..
In OT everything has potential

And Lups is actually "mama Anna" and I love her for years on here because she knows Philippe (me) as well...

One of her qualities is her strength to kick mans ass , I'm sure she can beat the shit out of us in no time even when I look like Ambiorix !
Let us say....Mama Anna is a kinda sexy Finnish blonde angel with some balls !

You could have just stopped at "Mama Anna is a kinda sexy Finnish blonde angel"

The last part of your statement has me reaching for the eye bleach

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Lups is just teasing you guys, try these girls. Lol
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Mama Anna is a kinda sexy Finnish blonde angel with some balls !

I'm really feeling like one today...

I'm helping my friend build a cabin here, and he can't even hold a hammer without injuring himself. We've been planning this build all summer, so naturally now that the winter is settling in, we start the work.

Yesterday at seven am the three of us showed up at the site to lay down the ironing for the cement and to build the bloody box holding the foundation while it dries up. That went so welp that the few hour job stretched to last until almost midnight and after babysitting the two idiots for a day, I didn't bother to drive back home, I slept in a tent at the site. Today the cement was supposed to show up, but even that went as well as usual, it'll be there at seven am tomorrow.

So I'm feeling very angelic tonight.

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Who knew there was a site dedicated to pick up lines for crazy cat ladies?



https://pickupline.net/character-bas...pick-up-lines/

"Are you feline the connection between us?"

There are a couple really good ones in the list I will refrain from posting......
That's a great one, but I suggest you keep studying a bit more. Pussy's of today are picky.
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Aatish

Lups is just teasing you guys, try these girls. Lol
Yeah right, I saw that in my neigbourhood...
After a while the poor guy had the whole Viet-family on his roof..
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Lups is just teasing you guys, try these girls. Lol
what a bargain.
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Fuck off, I'm promoting turning in to a cat lady and this all only because you guys convinced me that there is no point in trying to find her a good guy.

Just remember that the next time you try to find the nearest cat show to find the ladies near you! The claws will be out!
Let me get this straight

You asked people for advice/commentary....they gave you advice and you're pissed at them and now threaten to turn your friend into a crazy cat lady?

Have you considered a new bottle of midol or maybe checking to see if you have a monster sized wedgie?

I'm offering this in good fun/good spirit....with a little luck it will make it across the language barrier and you dont try to bite my head off in a premenstrual/menopausal rage

You don't sound like a misogynist at all.

Did it ever occur to you that this is just her personality and has nothing to do with any monthly cycle?
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You don't sound like a misogynist at all.

Did it ever occur to you that this is just her personality and has nothing to do with any monthly cycle?
You should get a cat too. Scientists have proven that petting a pussy makes us elderly nice and mellow.

This is bp ot. These guys get their information on women from redtube.
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So where is this mystery woman located?
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Pay attention! She's in Finland!
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Pay attention! She's in Finland!
Thought so. No more vikings in Finland?
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Thought so. No more vikings in Finland?
Our men are mute, engineers, but lately some new culture of small talk and tight pants has taken over here. They even use hair products. That's why advice was needed until cat buying became the only solution.

But as said, we got this solved. Bimette is my cat solution test group.
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You should get a cat too. Scientists have proven that petting a pussy makes us elderly nice and mellow.

This is bp ot. These guys get their information on women from redtube.
Mama Anna I think I saw your cat ..
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Mama Anna I think I saw your cat ..
My gs's name is cat (Kissa) and that's as close as I go near those beasts. Those are scary as hell.
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My gs's name is cat (Kissa) and that's as close as I go near those beasts. Those are scary as hell.
Yeah...I see ,same thing here Anna.. I hate cats and love dogs .
I will never forget my Dina ( Black Riesenschnauzer ) =>https://www.google.be/search?q=black...HVroBU0QsAQIHg
May she RIP in dogs paradise...
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Yeah...I see ,same thing here Anna.. I hate cats and love dogs .
I will never forget my Dina ( Black Riesenschnauzer ) =>https://www.google.be/search?q=black...HVroBU0QsAQIHg
May she RIP in dogs paradise...
I don't hate cats, I'm afraid of them. Those beady eyes and the way they seem to estimate how long they can life on by using you as sustenance is creepy as hell.

Nice dog. Those do bring a lot of joy to our lives. And they wait until our bodies get colder before they start their feast!
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You don't sound like a misogynist at all.

Did it ever occur to you that this is just her personality and has nothing to do with any monthly cycle?
You should get a cat too. Scientists have proven that petting a pussy makes us elderly nice and mellow.

.
F87....I'm going to defer to Lups on this one.....angry new yorkers could probably stand a little pussy love

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Ok I may make an exception. I found an awesome guy. His name is George.

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