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      06-11-2010, 04:37 PM   #1
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Disturbing question...... dom dom dommmmmm

How would you feel if you were dating a girl and later (after you pounded the va-jay-jay, maybe even ate it) you run into a video of her on farmsex.com? Gagging on a horse dong, shoving a snake in her vag, letting a dog piitb.






I would honestly die of just throwing up.
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      06-11-2010, 04:38 PM   #2
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Id introduce her to The Goat...




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wth is "the goat"? please share
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      06-11-2010, 04:46 PM   #4
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=the%20goat


watch "Waiting"
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i can't believe you've done this
Now i learned what it is. Want to see my goat? pm'd
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      06-11-2010, 05:13 PM   #7
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lol you guys are fucked up.
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LMFAO -

I love the tags to this thread.
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How would you feel if you were dating a girl and later (after you pounded the va-jay-jay, maybe even ate it) you run into a video of her on farmsex.com? Gagging on a horse dong, shoving a snake in her vag, letting a dog piitb.






I would honestly die of just throwing up.
The fact that you are crusing farmsex.com suggests that you are into that kind of thing...I am guessing that would make it even better for you.
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      06-11-2010, 05:19 PM   #10
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The fact that you are crusing farmsex.com suggests that you are into that kind of thing...I am guessing that would make it even better for you.
honestly i made that link up. if you read my OP you would see im not into that.

nice try.
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mpimping, is that you?
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      06-11-2010, 05:20 PM   #12
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lol nice try, but your already busted
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lol nice try, but your already busted
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I am assuming this has happened to you huh?
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      06-12-2010, 08:33 AM   #15
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the all seeing eye
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      06-12-2010, 11:03 AM   #17
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I am assuming this has happened to you huh?


Whats going on Mike!? Almost back yet?
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      06-12-2010, 11:29 AM   #18
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I would stop seeing her immediately and cry deeply well scrubing my skin with sand paper in the shower.

And is farmsex a real site?
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^That is beyond disturbing.
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I would stop seeing her immediately and cry deeply well scrubing my skin with sand paper in the shower.

And is farmsex a real site?
ouch!
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