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      10-11-2016, 02:15 PM   #40415
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      10-11-2016, 02:20 PM   #40417
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You SOB...
I actually like you man.. (Not in that way, so keep back Mr. Red Wheels.) That actually looks like a fun car. Don't tell anyone I was decent to you ... I have a reputation to uphold.
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      10-11-2016, 05:14 PM   #40418
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I actually like you man.. (Not in that way, so keep back Mr. Red Wheels.) That actually looks like a fun car. Don't tell anyone I was decent to you ... I have a reputation to uphold.
Quoted for future purposes.

Haha I know you're just busting my balls (Maybe in a slightly homo way). It is a ton of fun though. I'm finding myself driving it less and less now. When I drive that car, I have to drive with the top down. It's starting to get cold so there's been less top down driving happening.
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      10-11-2016, 05:18 PM   #40419
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When I drive that car, I have to drive with the top down. It's starting to get cold so there's been less top down driving happening.
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      10-11-2016, 05:42 PM   #40420
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      10-11-2016, 06:51 PM   #40421
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Ok - today I ventured into the crazy known as the Politics thread.

In light of the recent comments by Trump - I had a thought about the third debate between these two fine candidates....

When the 3rd debate starts - Trump should bum rush Hillary and grab her by 'the pussy' and proceed to carry her around for the entirety of the debate like a bowling ball
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      10-11-2016, 07:12 PM   #40422
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Oh, for a minute I expected an actual vagina! That looks fun too.
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      10-11-2016, 07:21 PM   #40424
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Oh, for a minute I expected an actual vagina! That looks fun too.
Work on that lol
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They hate us cuz they anus.
Yolo swag
I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

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I now know where you live. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for extra horsepower, I can tell you you've got money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for ricers like you. If you let me have that JB4, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will haz JB4.
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      10-11-2016, 08:00 PM   #40427
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They hate us cuz they anus.
Yolo swag
I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

Red wheels are WAAAAYYY more ghey than a red car....just saying, no homo.
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      10-11-2016, 08:06 PM   #40428
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I now know where you live. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for extra horsepower, I can tell you you've got money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for ricers like you. If you let me have that JB4, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will haz JB4.



It's also a JB+...
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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

The amount of thought that was put into this troll post made me laugh. Well played!
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Red wheels are WAAAAYYY more ghey than a red car....just saying, no homo.
You know what else is gay? Driving a car that weights as much as a yacht.
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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

The amount of thought that was put into this troll post made me laugh. Well played!
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Red wheels are WAAAAYYY more ghey than a red car....just saying, no homo.
You know what else is gay? Driving a car that weights as much as a yacht.
Still faster than both your cars....combined...and that doesn't even include the diesel
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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

The amount of thought that was put into this troll post made me laugh. Well played!
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Red wheels are WAAAAYYY more ghey than a red car....just saying, no homo.
You know what else is gay? Driving a car that weights as much as a yacht.
You know what's even more of the ghey?? MASS grammatical errors when you go to troll someone... When his car WEIGHTS, lol... What are they, Moddie's dumbells??

And yes, "mass" and "weights" were purposely capitalized as a soft dig to Father Time and his cars that WEIGH as much as Shamu...
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I find it humorous when people use SWAG... Do you know where it originated from?? This will further solidify jtodd's comments earlier btw... Not that there is any excuse for your wheels but I digress...

Way back when, up in a city called San Francisco... Gay men needed to come up with a secret code as it was not socially acceptable... I mean, this is back in ASBSECU E93 teenage era... Anyways, the secret word was - "SWAG..." Which stands for - "Secretly We Are Gay..."

I find it fucked up that you just outted Aatish too by lumping him in with your "swag..." Maybe he wasn't ready?? Maybe he's not as flamboyant as you are with your RED wheels?!

Thoughtful, but no. He totally is as flamboyant. It was time. Also funny, that if you just subtract that w, "red wheels" becomes "red heels".
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Well, well, the next time.when Im around ya Ill pay ya a visit for having a drink with ya...offering your adress to us weirdos are priceless
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