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      11-27-2009, 03:01 PM   #1
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Tiger woods seriously injured...

a man with supposedly 20/10 vision drives into a hydrant and a tree.... something is amiss...
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      11-27-2009, 03:17 PM   #2
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At 2:30am.... With no one else was involved....

I also just heard the airbags in his Escalade didn't deploy. If he's seriously injured I doubt it was a gentle crash. I wonder if it was a "pimp my ride" Escalde where the guy who modded it F'ed up the airbags.
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      11-27-2009, 03:18 PM   #3
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a man with supposedly 20/10 vision drives into a hydrant and a tree.... something is amiss...
when did that happen?
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      11-27-2009, 03:23 PM   #4
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when did that happen?
Last night @ 0225
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      11-27-2009, 03:35 PM   #5
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Don't think it was serious. Looks more like he was treated & released.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/gameon/200...car-crash.html

http://www.floridatoday.com/article/...al+after+crash
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      11-27-2009, 04:19 PM   #6
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Driving drunk, Mr. Woods?
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      11-27-2009, 04:39 PM   #7
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probably got distracted by a birdie then hit the tree
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probably got distracted by a birdie then hit the tree
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      11-27-2009, 07:50 PM   #9
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cue MS Golf "Looks like you hit the tree!"
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      11-27-2009, 09:17 PM   #10
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Driving drunk, Mr. Woods?
The police report says no.
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      11-27-2009, 09:48 PM   #11
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He already has been released from the hospital with minor facial lacerations. The Florida Highway Patrol has omitted to mention that some domestic disturbances had been recorded from his residence involving his wife. I guess she did not take too kindly about the National Enquirer article claiming that he is having an affair with a New York City "party girl" that happens to be anywhere he is going.

When the Florida police showed up at the site of his accident he was laying on the road with a bloody mouth and his wife was hovering above him with a golf club. The official story is that when she heard the crash she ran with a golf club to his Escalade and smashed with the club the back window to help him get him out of there. The airbags did not deploy because he was going too slowly. It would seem that he left his residence in a hurry, possibly running away from his furious wife.

Anyway, just for driving an Escalade he deserves to be hit in the head with a golf club.
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      11-28-2009, 01:57 AM   #12
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tiger woods y'all
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      11-28-2009, 02:12 AM   #13
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i think he fucks her sster. i read that n 6speed a long time ago but ns if its true or not. the poster said that he knows them or his friends is friends with them and tw wife knows her role lol and doesnt care.
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better her sister than his sister
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Why is he driving an Escalade when he does Buick commercials? I know they're both GM, but still...
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      11-28-2009, 07:52 AM   #16
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better her sister than his sister
why not both maybe throw in the neighbor's sister for good measure
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      11-28-2009, 10:51 AM   #17
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whoops...
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/
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      11-28-2009, 02:27 PM   #18
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for sure.. i knew it was something bigger then what they made it seem
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      11-28-2009, 03:07 PM   #19
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hope he's got a pre-nup
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      11-28-2009, 05:42 PM   #20
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hope he's got a pre-nup
Even without one, with 2 kids, she'd at least get a hefty child support, and possibly alimony. If not, that plus half his earnings of the last 5 years they've been married. Ouch!
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      11-28-2009, 07:16 PM   #21
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Maybe it was a Pelican that distracted him?
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The bitch hit him in the face with a 9 iron! True story!
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