BMW is racist towards fatties

aerostar · 02-08-2018, 02:33 PM

I was pretty thirsty yesterday so I got a large drink from BK.

I put it in the cup holder and after that I couldn't shift into 3rd anymore cause it was blocked.

WTF BMW?

Chihuahua · 02-08-2018, 02:53 PM

Dear Aerostar,

Buy two smalls next time.

Sincerely,

BMW

jgoens · 02-08-2018, 02:56 PM

First world soda guzzler problem.

MTTH · 02-08-2018, 03:04 PM

"Racist towards fatties?" The word you are looking for is prejudice lol.

Ultimateone · 02-08-2018, 03:06 PM

The larges there are the size of a barrel

Captain Blood · 02-08-2018, 03:06 PM

Solution!!
But it works better if you're short, or own the convertible

vandridine · 02-08-2018, 03:12 PM

It is thin privilege to be able to drink a normal size drink and shift into 3rd gear.

vinylengraver · 02-08-2018, 03:24 PM

Say NO! to small cupholders.

Never_Enough · 02-08-2018, 03:38 PM

Stop drinking that crap

Joekerr · 02-08-2018, 04:07 PM

I totally was expecting you to comment on the side bolsters making the seats too narrow or something. Am disappointed.

Captain Blood · 02-08-2018, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aerostar

I was pretty thirsty yesterday so I got a large drink from BK.

I put it in the cup holder and after that I couldn't shift into 3rd anymore cause it was blocked.

WTF BMW?

6mt racist, DCT with NAV not racist?

upstatedoc · 02-08-2018, 04:15 PM

my E90 didn't have a center cup holder for just that reason. people like you must have complained.

Faredo · 02-08-2018, 04:41 PM

are fatties considered a race now?
"Oh here he goes again, pulling the fatty card."

BayE30 · 02-08-2018, 04:47 PM

I guess in the US fattie could be a race... but yeah, who the hell drinks soda?

F30lolz · 02-08-2018, 05:01 PM

Weight reduction bro?

alex2364 · 02-08-2018, 05:05 PM

DCT solves everything.

Joekerr · 02-08-2018, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex2364

DCT solves everything.

Yep. Including the need to think.

I say this in spite of the fact that I too drive an automatic, though if my car was offered with a manual I would have certainly chosen it.

MightyMouseTech · 02-08-2018, 05:29 PM

You have drinks inside your car?

BAN!

EJT86 · 02-08-2018, 05:32 PM

put an ice tank in your trunk just fill it with soda and route it into the cabin instead

chetrickerman · 02-08-2018, 05:41 PM

Fat isn't a race.....

Wheelwright · 02-08-2018, 05:54 PM

BMW tries to accomodate fatties. For example: my M235i has a large fixed-sized cupholder while my 128i had an adjustable-sized cupholder able to handle even small European expressos. So in my experience BMW is becoming less European and more fatland-friendly.

uniqueMR · 02-08-2018, 05:54 PM

BMW = Don't Drink & Drive

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aerostar Major 755 Rep 1,247 Posts Drives: 2018 F80 Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	BMW is racist towards fatties I was pretty thirsty yesterday so I got a large drink from BK. I put it in the cup holder and after that I couldn't shift into 3rd anymore cause it was blocked. WTF BMW?
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upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7533 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	my E90 didn't have a center cup holder for just that reason. people like you must have complained. __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
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