The official "Ask a cop/deputy anything!" thread

Esteban · 11-15-2022, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Buug959

It's not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm.

I hear that's what they say when they have a tiny pecker.

dradernh · 11-15-2022, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ///d

MN is opposite

They.are.EVERYWHERE.

Noted. I'll remember that the next time I'm up that way.

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Originally Posted by Esteban

I hear that's what they say when they have a tiny pecker.

On that note...it's not how long it is, it's how strong it is. Fact.

(I've lost track. What does this have to do with law enforcement?)

Esteban · 11-15-2022, 04:56 PM

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On that note...it's not how long it is, it's how strong it is. Fact.

Another tiny pecker...

Enough about the size or strength of someone else's dong, at least from me.

Back to the LEO thread.

T0RM3NT · 11-16-2022, 09:45 AM

Sedan_Clan You good?

https://www.fox29.com/news/11-lasd-r...ng-morning-run

Watching The World Burn · 11-16-2022, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Buug959

It's not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm.

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Originally Posted by Esteban

I hear that's what they say when they have a tiny pecker.

See, I was going to say something like that, but then it struck me that Buug might be a woman, and letting her go around and say that to guys would be pretty funny, so I left well enough alone.

Sedan_Clan · 11-16-2022, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by T0RM3NT

Sedan_Clan You good?

https://www.fox29.com/news/11-lasd-r...ng-morning-run

Oh damn! I wasn't aware that incident occurred. I'm just kicking back on today. I may cruise by the academy and check on everybody.

UncleWede · 11-16-2022, 10:11 AM

^Prayers

If they adminstered a field sobriety, and then "took him in custody" we can all ASSume, right?

Sedan_Clan · 11-16-2022, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

^Prayers

If they adminstered a field sobriety, and then "took him in custody" we can all ASSume, right?

Yep!!!!! Probable cause for the arrest.

UncleWede · 11-16-2022, 10:15 AM

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Yep!!!!! Probable cause for the arrest.

Do you Morandize before the test? Maybe he opened his pie hole about intending to run those evil cops down

Innocent until proven, and all

Sedan_Clan · 11-16-2022, 10:20 AM

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Yep!!!!! Probable cause for the arrest.

Do you Morandize before the test? Maybe he opened his pie hole about intending to run those evil cops down

Innocent until proven, and all

Miranda is only required for interrogation in custody. You can arrest someone without ever giving a Miranda warning. In most cases, however, the Miranda warning is given at some point. As it pertains to DUI's, Miranda is given at the very end of the field investigation before being taken into custody (..e.g..post initial questioning [not about the crime itself], field sobriety tests, PAS, etc.).

Buug959 · 11-16-2022, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

See, I was going to say something like that, but then it struck me that Buug might be a woman, and letting her go around and say that to guys would be pretty funny, so I left well enough alone.

I may only have 3 inches but that's wide enough.

Watching The World Burn · 11-16-2022, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Buug959

I may only have 3 inches but that's wide enough.

Hmm, that's actually well put. Don't think I've heard that before.

Murf the Surf · 11-16-2022, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Oh damn! I wasn't aware that incident occurred. I'm just kicking back on today. I may cruise by the academy and check on everybody.

I just saw this on a retired police facebook feed, Jesus. I hope everyone makes a full recovery. Thoughts with your brothers and sisters.

Sedan_Clan · 11-16-2022, 06:05 PM

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Oh damn! I wasn't aware that incident occurred. I'm just kicking back on today. I may cruise by the academy and check on everybody.

I just saw this on a retired police facebook feed, Jesus. I hope everyone makes a full recovery. Thoughts with your brothers and sisters.

Thanks brotha! I'm hoping all 22 recruits recover. I know a few are in critical condition.

Sedan_Clan · 11-16-2022, 07:17 PM

So here's the update (…or as much of it as I can state publicly):

There is chatter that the suspect is possibly an academy wash-out, but I cannot confirm that at this time. The suspect is a 22 year old male who resides in L.A. County. CHP is taking the lead on the investigation.

As for the injuries, there are some amputations and two are in critical condition (…with one of them bordering on death). Some of the major injuries include lips being ripped off of faces, trauma to the head with the skull visible, etc. This is tragic.

T0RM3NT · 11-16-2022, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

So here's the update (…or as much of it as I can state publicly):

There is chatter that the suspect is possibly an academy wash-out, but I cannot confirm that at this time. The suspect is a 22 year old male who resides in L.A. County. CHP is taking the lead on the investigation.

As for the injuries, there are some amputations and two are in critical condition (…with one of them bordering on death). Some of the major injuries include lips being ripped off of faces, trauma to the head with the skull visible, etc. This is tragic.

Thanks for the update. This is terrible and sad news. I hope this POS suspect pays his dues, assuming the chatter is accurate.

Sedan_Clan · 11-16-2022, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

So here's the update (…or as much of it as I can state publicly):

There is chatter that the suspect is possibly an academy wash-out, but I cannot confirm that at this time. The suspect is a 22 year old male who resides in L.A. County. CHP is taking the lead on the investigation.

As for the injuries, there are some amputations and two are in critical condition (…with one of them bordering on death). Some of the major injuries include lips being ripped off of faces, trauma to the head with the skull visible, etc. This is tragic.

Thanks for the update. This is terrible and sad news. I hope this POS suspect pays his dues, assuming the chatter is accurate.

I truly would rather it be unintentional than intentional. Everybody is on edge about it.

T0RM3NT · 11-16-2022, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

So here's the update (…or as much of it as I can state publicly):

There is chatter that the suspect is possibly an academy wash-out, but I cannot confirm that at this time. The suspect is a 22 year old male who resides in L.A. County. CHP is taking the lead on the investigation.

As for the injuries, there are some amputations and two are in critical condition (…with one of them bordering on death). Some of the major injuries include lips being ripped off of faces, trauma to the head with the skull visible, etc. This is tragic.

Thanks for the update. This is terrible and sad news. I hope this POS suspect pays his dues, assuming the chatter is accurate.

I truly would rather it be unintentional than intentional. Everybody is on edge about it.

Not sure if it still works….the video on the page link.

https://www.latimes.com/california/v15n3lfbo7i-123

Murf the Surf · 11-17-2022, 05:36 AM

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I truly would rather it be unintentional than intentional. Everybody is on edge about it.

I will resist the temptation to jump to conclusions but there is something very wrong here.

Sedan_Clan · 11-17-2022, 05:37 AM

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I truly would rather it be unintentional than intentional. Everybody is on edge about it.

I will resist the temptation to jump to conclusions but there is something very wrong here.

I would like to hear your thoughts on it.

UncleWede · 11-17-2022, 01:49 PM

When Villanueva made a report last night about 5:30, and he mentioned "amputations," a very firm "<expletive>" from me, and the wife echoed with "Oh, no!"

It would be great for someone to come on and say "Just kidding, we were testing the recruits under EXTREME stress conditions" Unfortunately, I'm not holding my breath.

ezaircon4jc · 11-17-2022, 03:38 PM

I went to high school just up the street from there on Mills. Have been in that area many, many times in my youth!

Such a tragedy!

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