What's the weather like where you live?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Quit complaining. You got it good living down by the ocean. I will be seeing 100F+ temps this summer while you're down there in your 80-something degree summer days drinking Piña coladas. lol

1. Nobody told you to live where you live!!!
2. You suffering in the summertime has absolutely no bearing on your suffering TODAY.
3. Don't be selfish and let me and uncle wede enjoy our Monday at the expense of your misery!!

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by shoei

1. Nobody told you to live where you live!!!
2. You suffering in the summertime has absolutely no bearing on your suffering TODAY.
3. Don't be selfish and let me and uncle wede enjoy our Monday at the expense of your misery!!

1. Happy where I am, just don't like our hot MF summers. Besides, house is all paid for.

2. I won't be suffering today, you will in your flood.

3. On the contrary, I will be enjoying myself at your expense.

4. Now shut up and go outside and drown.

[UncleWede]

It's Monday, I ain't washing no cars today.

I did windshield, both front compartment sides, and rear on 4 vehicles yesterday with the washing, squirting with Rain-X, then going back and re-washing after it dried.

I'm now ready for my cameo on Karate Kid XXVII

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Esteban

1. Happy where I am, just don't like our hot MF summers. Besides, house is all paid for.

2. I won't be suffering today, you will in your flood.

3. On the contrary, I will be enjoying myself at your expense.

4. Now shut up and go outside and drown.

I don't even need to look outside to know the rain stopped - the birds are all chirping lol.

Well, at least we won't be in a drought. And ppppfftt @drowning. Fat floats, I'll be fine.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by shoei

I don't even need to look outside to know the rain stopped - the birds are all chirping lol.

Well, at least we won't be in a drought. And ppppfftt @drowning. Fat floats, I'll be fine.

We'll still be in a drought. This little bit of rain won't change that. But it is welcomed. At least by me.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Esteban

We'll still be in a drought. This little bit of rain won't change that. But it is welcomed. At least by me.

Ban

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by shoei

Ban

It never rains in CA until Shoei's new bikes show up. That sucks....

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by shoei

Ban

When you said fat floats, were you referring to yourself?

#BANTHEFATTY

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Esteban

When you said fat floats, were you referring to yourself?

#BANTHEFATTY

Fat shaming is SOOOO 2019, Estaban. We in the cancel culture now.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by shoei

Fat shaming is SOOOO 2019, Estaban. We in the cancel culture now.

Touché.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

It never rains in CA until Shoei's new bikes show up. That sucks....

This almost felt heartfelt and sincere. Almost.

I'll remember this next time you can't figure out how to work the stereo in your X6

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by shoei

This almost felt heartfelt and sincere. Almost.

I'll remember this next time you can't figure out how to work the stereo in your X6

I was being sincere.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I was being sincere.

If you were sincere about my well being, you would've been here to save me from drowning and keeping me warm.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by shoei

If you were sincere about my well being, you would've been here to save me from drowning and keeping me warm.

But would she be able to get her arms around you?

Kidding

#BANFATSHAMERS

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by shoei

If you were sincere about my well being, you would've been here to save me from drowning and keeping me warm.

Keep you warm?!?!? I'd freeze you out. You obviously don't understand older women. My internal thermostat is shot. You can hang meat in my house. My heat is set to 63F at night. And that's not cold enough when the hot flashes hit. The struggle is real.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Keep you warm?!?!? I'd freeze you out. You obviously don't understand older women. My internal thermostat is shot. You can hang meat in my house. My heat is set to 63F at night. And that's not cold enough when the hot flashes hit. The struggle is real.

Oh perfect. I always keep the place cool. Easier to get warmer than it is to cool off.

[shoei]

Alright, who's got a dingy or canoe I can borrow? I want to go get some food.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by shoei

Alright, who's got a dingy or canoe I can borrow? I want to go get some food.

Guess you did the WRONG Navaho dance. You were supposed to do the dance that stopped the rain from coming, not the one that made it rain... A LOT! lol

Here's my backyard.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Guess you did the WRONG Navaho dance. You were supposed to do the dance that stopped the rain from coming, not the one that made it rain... A LOT! lol

Here's my backyard.

Gee, I hope you will be able to rebuild from the damage from the storm, Estaban.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by shoei

Gee, I hope you will be able to rebuild from the damage from the storm, Estaban.

Call me Steve. And I'll let you know what it's like here tomorrow.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Call me Steve. And I'll let you know what it's like here tomorrow.

You can't be using government names up in this place!!!

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by shoei

You can't be using government names up in this place!!!

It's just that you keep spelling Esteban wrong and I'm a stickler for spelling and it's driving me crazy!