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      04-05-2018, 11:53 PM   #1
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When you're bored and the wife is out of town... (pics of dog/pc)

I got bored. Very, very, bored. Many beers in.

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ApolloPC-2 by Matt Steele, on Flickr
ApolloPC-5 by Matt Steele, on Flickr
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That’s dope. That’s probably the fanciest dog food dispenser I’ve ever seen.
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That’s dope. That’s probably the fanciest dog food dispenser I’ve ever seen.
It'll do the Kibble Run in less than 12 parsecs......
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      04-06-2018, 12:55 AM   #4
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call a escort
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Beautiful pooch!
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What program did u use to design the white life form?

Asking for an alien friend
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Beautiful pooch!
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What program did u use to design the white life form?

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Such a fluffy pupper!
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The last time I got that bored while my wife was out of town, I blew my annual bonus on a 370Z. She came back and I discovered that "Do whatever your want, it's your money" does NOT mean what I thought it meant.
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Lol...I thought this was going to be something politically correct.
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I wonder if any of your neighbors caught you during your photo shoot. I can hear them now...."There's Matt at it again....and the wife's out of town...."
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Bottle of something. Movie and food.
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cute dog, and is that your personal garage? that's a hell of a garage
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love the last pic of your pup, he's like "WTF are you doing?!? I can't wait for mom to come home"
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No one has asked why that thing is plugged in, in the middle of a parking structure?



Unless you're actually a James Bondesque villain and that is merely a part of your Evil Villain Lair. Then it would be perfectly normal.



And now that I'm thinking about it your dog is white. A tradition of actual Bond Villains. Now I'm disturbed.
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The last time I got that bored while my wife was out of town, I blew my annual bonus on a 370Z. She came back and I discovered that "Do whatever your want, it's your money" does NOT mean what I thought it meant.
haha...Violated a top 10 rule.
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haha...Violated a top 10 rule.
In my defense, she violated one of MY top 10 rules: "Say what you mean." It's also closely associated with "If you don't want an honest answer, don't ask the question."
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In my defense, she violated one of MY top 10 rules: "Say what you mean." It's also closely associated with "If you don't want an honest answer, don't ask the question."
This is a former wife, or newlywed???
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The last time I got that bored while my wife was out of town, I blew my annual bonus on a 370Z. She came back and I discovered that "Do whatever your want, it's your money" does NOT mean what I thought it meant.
Say it ain't so. I get that all the time....
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This is a former wife, or newlywed???
Newlywed (at the time). Good guess! That was in 2010. We still laugh about it to this day.
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MAN that's sweet

So how long did it take you to make the dog,
must'a been hard, get any tips from youtube



sorry couldn't help it

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I have to share with you my dirty dark secret....

When my wife is out of town, I dress up in her underwear, go downstairs and watch back to back Start Trek episodes, with ham and pineapple pizza and beer

Yes I know what your thinking

WHO th FCUK puts pineapple on pizza
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