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      08-19-2021, 06:04 PM   #3323
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Well there was a study a while back that showed men's beards contained fecal matter, food and boogers. And that's not all…
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Well there was a study a while back that showed men's beards contained fecal matter, food and boogers. And that's not all…
What about 5 o'clock shadows?!!
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What about 5 o'clock shadows?!!
It's fresh/clean as it is.
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      08-19-2021, 08:45 PM   #3328
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What about 5 o'clock shadows?!!
What about a shower… sheesh. Hands can be this dirty if not cleaned. It isn’t exclusive to beards. How about the head of hair mere inches away? If you you’re somehow getting shit on your cheek, it’s making its way to your scalp, or, you’re clean everywhere. I wouldn't sweat the cleanliness of the beard beyond the cleanliness of the man.
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What about a shower… sheesh. Hands can be this dirty if not cleaned. It isn’t exclusive to beards. How about the head of hair mere inches away? If you you’re somehow getting shit on your cheek, it’s making its way to your scalp, or, you’re clean everywhere. I wouldn't sweat the cleanliness of the beard beyond the cleanliness of the man.
Lol. How does one get shit on their cheek?
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Lol. How does one get shit on their cheek?
That’s a question for upstatedoc
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Lol. How does one get shit on their cheek?
From someone's butt, apparently. Those untidy men stick their faces everywhere.
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Well there was a study a while back that showed men's beards contained fecal matter, food and boogers. And that's not all…
What about 5 o'clock shadows?!!
If you can't see the skin on their face, something is hiding in there.
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      08-19-2021, 11:09 PM   #3334
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From someone's butt, apparently. Those untidy men stick their faces everywhere.
To my dismay, the image of an untidy rim job came to mind.
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To my dismay, the image of an untidy rim job came to mind.
I've no experience of the kind so no image for me. If you're still too delicate for that version, what about those shitheads that skip washing their hands after using a lavatory? An "explanation" of the muzzle enforcement is (some) people touch their faces often.

Seriously, those filthy beards "studied" must've been of men just too lazy to shave (and therefore "maintain" their beards, as well). The primary shit is in the head, the shit in the beard is "residuary".
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what about those shitheads that skip washing their hands after using a lavatory?
Yeah, that is disgusting for sure.
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^ That's why I prefer home cooking apart from special occasions when we take a chance, you don't know what place a disgruntled on the verge of leaving eatery worker can lurk.
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From someone's butt, apparently. Those untidy men stick their faces everywhere.
Some birds wipe too quick
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...something that fell out of a tall cows ass
From cow pies, obviously.
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If you can't see the skin on their face, something is hiding in there.
That's what I say about women & makeup! (hate it)

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If you can't see the skin on their face, something is hiding in there.
The same could be said about too much make up.
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That's what I say about women & makeup! (hate it)
We are talking about hygiene here. Make up is much more hygienic than beards.
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A man's beard, hair, fingernails, etc. are a reflection of the man himself. Period. Key note here, shoes. Look at a mans shoes and pay attention. If his shoes are clean, odds are everything else is as well. A man's shoes can tell you just about everything you need to know. Case in point. If you're about to exchange fisticuffs with another man and he has dirty boots, you need to back down. If you're about to fight another man and you have on dirty boots...and he has on loafers, enjoy beating his ass. Rarely do you see a man with clean shoes and unkept nails, hair, facial hair etc. To the ladies, if a man hits on you and he has on dirty boots and has a beard....and your childhood home didn't have goats, cows and at least one broken down car in the yard that is purely ornamental...run.

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...something that fell out of a tall cows ass
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