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      03-07-2016, 11:47 AM   #1
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1MOREMOD - pro tips

As the title suggests, you ask me, and I give pro tips. The guru is in.
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Hi 1MOREMOD Long time reader, first time writer. Sometimes, my wife asks me a terrifying question. It is "Do you think that girl is hot?" Like, sometimes we are talking Giselle level women - or like, Eva Mendes - whatever you're into. My stock is answer is "What, that hag? Nasty. (Sorry Axius , I don't mean to say bad shit about Mrs. Brady, since you are hoping to be her successor.) So, 1MOREMOD . What should I do?
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      03-07-2016, 11:59 AM   #3
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I say damn right she's hot, we should invite her up to the room, and see what happens. Swing for the fences my boy, and exert your dominance.
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just the tip?
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      03-07-2016, 12:09 PM   #5
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That's for prissy girls who want to be pleased gently, see above photo. Ram it home and once in a while "accidentally" plow into the wrong hole.
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I feel like these "pro-tips" are written by a divorce lawyer looking for some work. So....OP, what do you do?
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Damnit jtodd..., we're back to fighting again.
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I feel like these "pro-tips" are written by a divorce lawyer looking for some work. So....OP, what do you do?
That would be a good ploy and I pick up what you're laying down. I will talk about any subject not just my complete understanding of women.
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Nicely done Sir!
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Vascularity, I desire it. I can't drink any more. Now what?
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      03-07-2016, 12:34 PM   #11
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Choose your parents carefully. Lack of body hair makes more evident as does having some muscles. Haven't actually done anything special just a phlebotomists dream.
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Dear 1moremod,

Can I run my M3 with 1.5 less PSI than recommended on my rear tires? Or am I asking to wreck my car in an embarrassing way?

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You certainly can and if you notice a difference get a pro contract.
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Asking for a friend.

Say you find some dude to be a real dude. So real that you'd joyfully hang out with him on the weekends. So real, that you'd share a case of beers on that weekend. So real, that you'd without question whip out your flaccid peni and compare them side-by-side, without skipping a heart beat. So real, that you'd casually let him suck on your piece, and engage in casually butt sex. I'm talking as real a cool whip.

Would asking for a cup of sugar for your non-edible brownies, afterwards, be "coming on too strong"?

Again, asking for a friend...
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You lost me at flaccid penis. You will be a real hit in jail.
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My wife bent over and ripped the ass on her jeans. She went upstairs to change into different ones. When she came downstairs I asked her if those were her "fat jeans". Was that wrong? Keep in mind she's 5'8" and weighs 130lbs
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How come my girlfriend doesn't think Dutch Ovens are funny? I mean farting, pulling the covers over her head, and yelling, "Fire in Hole!" Who wouldn't die laughing over that?
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Dear 1moremod,

Can I run my M3 with 1.5 less PSI than recommended on my rear tires? Or am I asking to wreck my car in an embarrassing way?

-Confused In California
I lolled so hard my friendly coffee company is wondering if I've completely lost it.

Moddie how does one land an M4 on it's roof on a straight road with perfect visibility and blame it on sand on the road?

Shoot it straight, is it the drivers?
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My wife bent over and ripped the ass on her jeans. She went upstairs to change into different ones. When she came downstairs I asked her if those were her "fat jeans". Was that wrong? Keep in mind she's 5'8" and weighs 130lbs
Yes if you want some. Say you like the ones with the hole for easier access.
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How come my girlfriend doesn't think Dutch Ovens are funny? I mean farting, pulling the covers over her head, and yelling, "Fire in Hole!" Who wouldn't die laughing over that?
She secretly does, continue.
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I lolled so hard my friendly coffee company is wondering if I've completely lost it.

Moddie how does one land an M4 on it's roof on a straight road with perfect visibility and blame it on sand on the road?

Shoot it straight, is it the drivers?
My guess would be practice.
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I'm at Deadpool handle your own business for a bit please.
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