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      10-23-2015, 08:14 PM   #23
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Um, conversation topic.

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You could paint it green and pretend its your Halloween costume, the snake man.

I can think of a lot of things to do with a DD penis. Big boobs are a pain in the chest.
I'll point to her signature.
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Yes, there is a big difference in feel between real and fake... doesn't change the fact that I like many others like both lol.

What's the largest woman that you've slept with?
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Yes, there is a big difference in feel between real and fake... doesn't change the fact that I like many others like both lol.

What's the largest woman that you've slept with?
large as in?
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Yes, there is a big difference in feel between real and fake... doesn't change the fact that I like many others like both lol.

What's the largest woman that you've slept with?
Height or weight?
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I'll point to her signature.
Yours is a solid one too.

Page two guys, well done!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Only the imagination knows those limits lol.
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When single I let a few hogs blow me. And banged one linebacker looking freak and I was wasted and still thinking wtf am I doing during.
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Yours is a solid one too.

Page two guys, well done!
Yet only one semi-legit question.
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Yours is a solid one too.

Page two guys, well done!
Yet only one semi-legit question.
"Semi"? Wtf
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Height or weight?
Breast Size? Butt Size? .......Dick Size?
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"Semi"? Wtf
Was it not a question well grounded in hypotheticals?
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If you actually have a small penis, how do you feel when people make joking small dick comments?


No one will answer this.
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Was it not a question well grounded in hypotheticals?
It was a serious question!
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If you actually have a small penis, how do you feel when people make joking small dick comments?


No one will answer this.
That's because your phraseology requires admitting said small pecker to answer.
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It was a serious question!
I gave a serious answer. I'm just saying it was based on a few ifs. That's all.

Ok, ok. So far, 2 legit questions. One of which will not be answered. lol
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Do most men dry pound, lube it, stick.it in the shop vac, put peanut butter on it for the dog, watch porn, in the tailpipe of e90 or what for favorite beat off.
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No one will answer this.
At least you gave us an out with the "If" at the beginning of your question. Very kind of you.
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Do most men dry pound, lube it, stick.it in the shop vac, put peanut butter on it for the dog, watch porn, in the tailpipe of e90 or what for favorite beat off.
I think i speak for everyone when i say, to the ID pictures posted by the female members of BP. Right?

Guys.... right?
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Do most men dry pound, lube it, stick.it in the shop vac, put peanut butter on it for the dog, watch porn, in the tailpipe of e90 or what for favorite beat off.
It isnt an event. I poop and that makes me feel good (yay g-spot!). so I rub it out in the shower. That's basically my morning routine.
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I think i speak for everyone when i say, to the ID pictures posted by the female members of BP. Right?

Guys.... right?
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It isnt an event. I poop and that makes me feel good (yay g-spot!). so I rub it out in the shower. That's basically my morning routine.
You gotta spice it up, put on an outfit and watch animal porn while looking in the mirror saying I'd fuck me?
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