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      01-08-2015, 10:34 AM   #67
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Let a girl peg you or let her blow ass kisses directly on your face for an hour straight?
Damn son, where do you get these questions? What the heck is a peg anyway?
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Damn son, where do you get these questions? What the heck is a peg anyway?
I'll spare you a devastating and possibly unsettling google search. When a kinky girl wants to PIIYB, she is going to peg you. I get these questions from the depths of my colorful imagination.


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Where's Waldo?
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If you could travel in to the future how far would you go? and not going is not an option
Probably like the year 3000. Just to see how the world would celebrate a new millenium compared to 2000. And to fuck bitches from the future. Future bitches love men from the past, just watch Encino Man.


What is something you would tell people in the future about "Our" time?
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      01-08-2015, 11:17 AM   #71
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About 10 years, grab me a sports almanac, then come back and win all the bets.

"WHAT . . . is your favorite color?"
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      01-08-2015, 11:34 AM   #72
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About 10 years, grab me a sports almanac, then come back and win all the bets.

"WHAT . . . is your favorite color?"
Okay Biff, lolz. Black.

The ins. Adjuster said that my car is a total loss $5800 in damages. It's an 03 Acura Rex type s. What does the insurance co. Do with the car. If it's possible to buy it back. How much will they sell it for??
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      01-08-2015, 11:43 AM   #73
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Okay Biff, lolz. Black.

The ins. Adjuster said that my car is a total loss $5800 in damages. It's an 03 Acura Rex type s. What does the insurance co. Do with the car. If it's possible to buy it back. How much will they sell it for??
They'll likely sell it off as a whole to a car yard for cheap. I doubt they will get very much for it since it's a total loss. I sold my 2004 Rsx-S fully decked out with goodies for $5,300 a bit over a year ago.


Does anybody else see someone walking on the street and wonder what they are like in the sack? Like...., normal every day people..., maybe weird people..., fat people..., any kind of people? Do they make odd noises? Are they into weird shit?
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      01-08-2015, 12:45 PM   #74
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I'll spare you a devastating and possibly unsettling google search. When a kinky girl wants to PIIYB, she is going to peg you. I get these questions from the depths of my colorful imagination.


Where's Waldo?
I'm at work so i didn't want to risk searching something that will show gross pics... and knowing my luck, that's when someone will walk right into the office.

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They'll likely sell it off as a whole to a car yard for cheap. I doubt they will get very much for it since it's a total loss. I sold my 2004 Rsx-S fully decked out with goodies for $5,300 a bit over a year ago.


Does anybody else see someone walking on the street and wonder what they are like in the sack? Like...., normal every day people..., maybe weird people..., fat people..., any kind of people? Do they make odd noises? Are they into weird shit?
Hell No

is the 25th English alphabet "Y" a vowel or consonant?
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Both, depending on usage.

Do you want to buy your salvage title? Insurance will sell it to you.
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Buy it back and give the car to your son, that'll teach him!


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Both, depending on usage.

Do you want to buy your salvage title? Insurance will sell it to you.
Yes, if I can get it under a $1000 so I can rice it out and give it to my son

Can anyone justify paying over $100 for directv or any cable service for that matter??
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Can anyone justify paying over $100 for directv or any cable service for that matter??

def not, netflix is enough for me, too bad its all bundled together, id rather just have FIOS by itself.

Burn to death or drown?
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Blue-no! [thrown over the edge] YEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
(Although for the record mine IS blue...)

Would you rather wake up naked with no recollection of the night before, and naked next to...
A. The Burger King saying "you 'had it your way'?" or...
B. Ronald McDonald saying "you were lovin' it?"
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Had it MY way!


Bang a mermaid that is upper half woman, great tits and lips or a mermaid that is lower half woman with great ass and tight box?
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Bang a mermaid that is upper half woman, great tits and lips or a mermaid that is lower half woman with great ass and tight box?
A: Bang a mermaid that is upper half woman, great tits and lips.
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Q: Would you eat crappy McDonald (all 3 meals) for a month? or Not have any celluar/smart phone for a month?
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Bang a mermaid that is upper half woman, great tits and lips or a mermaid that is lower half woman with great ass and tight box?
A: Bang a mermaid that is upper half woman, great tits and lips.
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Q: Would you eat crappy McDonald (all 3 meals) for a month? or Not have any celluar/smart phone for a month?
Forget McDonalds, I haven't eaten fast food in nearly 10 years. No cellular/smart phone for a month.

Go to a wild African Safari and feed two wild cheetahs pieces of meat for 3 minutes or 4 minutes in the ring with Mike Tyson and Kimbo Slice?
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In the ring with Mike Tyson and Kimbo slice. Convince Tyson that Kimbo owes him $5 and the rest is history.

if you had Superman and Wolverine powers would you face the Cloverfield monster or 1 million Agent Smiths?
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if you had Superman and Wolverine powers would you face the Cloverfield monster or 1 million Agent Smiths?
1 million Agent Smiths, because fuck those guys and their matching outfits.


Do a MMF porno that your whole family would know about or do a MMMMF porno that only your friends would know about?
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Do a MMF porno that your whole family would know about or do a MMMMF porno that only your friends would know about?
MMF option... At least I can tell him to stay on the other side while I enjoy a BJ.

Would you rather have your dream job/source of income be 50 miles away, but you are married and living with your ugly and useless wife or husband, or...

Have to go through unfathomable hell within walking distance of you to get income that practically falls into your lap, but the girl/guy of your dreams that you are married to is 50 miles away but cannot live with you (visiting is limited)?
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Last edited by NEFARIOUS; 01-09-2015 at 12:52 PM.. Reason: Other option unclear... Got confused on my first attempt writing this question
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MMF option... At least I can tell him to stay on the other side while I enjoy a BJ.

Would you rather have your dream job/source of income be 50 miles away, but you are married and living with your ugly and useless wife or husband, or...

Have a job that you can practically walk to or source of income fall into your lap somehow, but the girl/guy of your dreams that you are married to is 50 miles away but cannot live with you (visiting is limited)?
Close job with far away girl friend.

(A) Win $500,000 untaxed money and no one knows about it.

(B) Win $2,000,000 untaxed but you will be all over the internet/news/social media
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Close job with far away girl friend.

(A) Win $500,000 untaxed money and no one knows about it.

(B) Win $2,000,000 untaxed but you will be all over the internet/news/social media
$500,000 so I could buy a website and announce my winnings!

Would you rather be blind or deaf?
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