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      03-02-2016, 08:05 AM   #485
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No, you started off generally concerned... Then I think might have given your sex tips on how you give the D... And I mean it was TMI... Then, I think you got flashbacks of some failed relationship because you kept begging the thread to die... And then you kept coming back like a Kardashian to a professional athlete or rapper... Which brings us to present day where it really has become a shit show... We've even got INS and deportation mentioned in this thread...
Lol idgaf.
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Without going into too much details, I would highly recommend that you need to run away from that "relationship" asap. A girl like that who can't be trusted isn't wifey material.
I agree with BMW F22. Anyone who behaves like that at any point in a relationship is not worth a second thought. Run - run very fast, and never look back.
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      03-15-2016, 07:35 PM   #487
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Without going into too much details, I would highly recommend that you need to run away from that "relationship" asap. A girl like that who can't be trusted isn't wifey material.
I agree with BMW F22. Anyone who behaves like that at any point in a relationship is not worth a second thought. Run - run very fast, and never look back.
Is that the scientific response?
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OP the best advice I ever got was that if you want your girl to NEVER cheat on you, you have to eat her azz. Im talking about tongue punching her fartbox like crazy. Suck the fart out her azz like a b0ng hit. You gotta go ham fam. Trust.
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OP the best advice I ever got was that if you want your girl to NEVER cheat on you, you have to eat her azz. Im talking about tongue punching her fartbox like crazy. Suck the fart out her azz like a b0ng hit. You gotta go ham fam. Trust.
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OP the best advice I ever got was that if you want your girl to NEVER cheat on you, you have to eat her azz. Im talking about tongue punching her fartbox like crazy. Suck the fart out her azz like a b0ng hit. You gotta go ham fam. Trust.
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So quick to assume the eating position - down on hands and knees. Someone has been practicing.
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      03-21-2016, 08:27 AM   #493
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So quick to assume the eating position - down on hands and knees. Someone has been practicing.
That post literally killed me. That's one of the best things I've ever read on BP, aside from mpimping's posts (RIP).
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So quick to assume the eating position - down on hands and knees. Someone has been practicing.
It's better when you just hold them upside down by their thighs so they suck your wang until they pass out from poor blood circulation.


No paper trail. Just dispose the hooker in a dumpster.
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It's better when you just hold them upside down by their thighs so they suck your wang until they pass out from poor blood circulation.


No paper trail. Just dispose the hooker in a dumpster.
Oh shit!!!!!
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