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      12-03-2015, 10:03 PM   #595
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Why are men scared of me? I was just informed flannel is used for protection against me
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But I ain't afeared of u
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I aint skurd.
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That's because you hypnotize me with your glorious hair.

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Aren't you supposed to be taking pics?
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Aren't you supposed to be taking pics?
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Why are men scared of me? I was just informs flannel is used for protection against me
examples please.
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examples please.
I give our girl Alex nightmares. He actually nowadays refuses to communicate with me.

You probably own a few extra guns now so I won't steal your kid.

Somewhere there is a secret Santa participant who is afraid for his life.

The ladies haven't offed me for not sharing photos.

And I'm like really nice!
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I give our girl Alex nightmares. He actually nowadays refuses to communicate with me.

You probably own a few extra guns now so I won't steal your kid.

Somewhere there is a secret Santa participant who is afraid for his life.

The ladies haven't offed me for not sharing photos.

And I'm like really nice!



I give up, you just need to live as is.
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I give up, you just need to live as is.
Well your kid is super cute, I would totally steal her. And since i assume her mom has taught her her skills in baking, my future child could help me with cakes and all.

Don't worry, I'm a pretty solid mom. You get visitations.
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Well your kid is super cute, I would totally steal her. And since i assume her mom has taught her her skills in baking, my future child could help me with cakes and all.

Don't worry, I'm a pretty solid mom. You get visitations.
I will let my kid play with your kid and have her learn few things.
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I will let my kid play with your kid and have her learn few things.
Okay fine! No stealing and I get visitations AND you share with me your knowledge of the Thai food you've gone on about.

See, I used my bitching man scaring ways to forge a deal that was highly beneficial to me.
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