Did you feel it, baby?

UncleWede · 04-05-2018, 02:42 PM

Just had a 5.3 earthquake in our back yard. Can't get a nap ANYWHERE these days

King Rudi · 04-05-2018, 03:06 PM

Damn.....I thought you were about to break bad with some Marky Marks Good Vibrations.

Lups · 04-05-2018, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Just_Jody

Damn.....I thought you were about to break bad with some Marky Marks Good Vibrations.

Yeah, me too! I was all fired up and ready to give pointers on how he could improve her experience the next time.

bimmer456 · 04-05-2018, 03:16 PM

Didn't feel anything.

kscarrol · 04-05-2018, 03:17 PM

Is it in yet?

Yapakanichi · 04-05-2018, 03:20 PM

If you have to ask......then no....it's not felt.

King Rudi · 04-05-2018, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, me too! I was all fired up and ready to give pointers on how he could improve her experience the next time.

I may or may not be interested in what pointers you have to give. Asking for a friend.

UncleWede · 04-05-2018, 03:22 PM

Barely 10 minutes after, and the wife is on the phone "reminding" me that I still haven't secured her curio cabinet to the wall yet.

Maybe she'll get the hint I don't like her curios???

ShopVac · 04-05-2018, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Barely 10 minutes after, and the wife is on the phone "reminding" me that I still haven't secured her curio cabinet to the wall yet.

Maybe she'll get the hint I don't like her curios???

You tell that bitch. She got two hands...

Actually, I don't know her...she might not have hands. How insensitive. And now that I think of it...really shouldn't have called her a bitch either. Maybe you should just fix her curio cabinet...

wdb · 04-05-2018, 05:18 PM

Be careful she doesn't put you in that cabinet.

Lups · 04-05-2018, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

You tell that bitch. She got two hands...

Actually, I don't know her...she might not have hands. How insensitive. And now that I think of it...really shouldn't have called her a bitch either. Maybe you should just fix her curio cabinet...

You're married clearly!

infinitekidM2C · 04-05-2018, 05:21 PM

did not feel it in Irvine

ShopVac · 04-05-2018, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

You're married clearly!

Yup. And I wear the pants in this family. When my wife is not around

TrAcK TRaP · 04-05-2018, 06:12 PM

August 17th 1999 I was in Turkey and it was 7.6 Mw plus it took 45 seconds but felt like 5 min. I will never forget that day. I had to deal with earthquakes many many times but august 1999 was crazy. They said 18.000 dead but probably it was close to 40.000 what a sad day it was

Lups · 04-05-2018, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

Yup. And I wear the pants in this family. When my wife is not around

Yup me too, if the spouse lets me.

UncleWede · 04-06-2018, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

Maybe you should just fix her curio cabinet...

Wife looked in over your shoulder?

Germanauto · 04-06-2018, 11:56 AM

The thread title asks like something dudes ask their girl after sliding in.

UncleWede · 04-06-2018, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

The thread title asks like something dudes ask their girl after sliding in.

And I don't even have a degree in marketing

Lups · 04-06-2018, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

And I don't even have a degree in marketing

You lure us in with your golden curls and we are damned for a life time of likes and snoring (I tried writing adoring but it didn't take!)

UncleWede · 04-06-2018, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

And I don't even have a degree in marketing

You lure us in with your golden curls and we are damned for a life time of likes and snoring (I tried writing adoring but it didn't take!)

That's why I had to ask if u felt it baby. You were snoring

Again

Lups · 04-06-2018, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

That's why I had to ask if u felt it baby. You were snoring

Again

It happens when you're working up the magic wand!

Btw, my youngest turns 6 next week and he wants a Mexican cook off (it probably doesn't translate to that but basically his best friends and their moms have been challenged to a cooking competition and the topic is Mexican food which we all know includes pizza, lasagna and then tacos since the two fucking idiot moms cant cook to save their lives and they only can do the two fist dishes and they think their kids haven't been trained next to mine almost daily) and I was wondering if you could love my snoring ass enough to pass me a few of your favorite recipes. Even just links will do, I'll have to modify them anyway but if my son wants to cook real food (not American Mexican food, so ask your wife for tips, please! Cheese is not orange!) with his friends and make it a competition I will gladly become even fatter.

UncleWede · 04-06-2018, 12:43 PM

Chile verde
Spanish rice
Refried beans
<Drops taco>

Pork stew with a green sauce
Fry the rice in a touch of oil before adding tomato bullion then water until little volcanos form
Soak beans in water over night (to remove farts). Boil until soft. Next day mash in pan and maybe add a bit of lard

Pile on plate. No forks or spoons allowed. Tear strips from tortilla and pinch above foods into mouth

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TrAcK TRaP bOrN To DiE 414 Rep 1,736 Posts Drives: 2011 E92 M3 ZCP Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: South Jersey iTrader: (0)	August 17th 1999 I was in Turkey and it was 7.6 Mw plus it took 45 seconds but felt like 5 min. I will never forget that day. I had to deal with earthquakes many many times but august 1999 was crazy. They said 18.000 dead but probably it was close to 40.000 what a sad day it was
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18404 Rep 9,420 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Chile verde Spanish rice Refried beans <Drops taco> Pork stew with a green sauce Fry the rice in a touch of oil before adding tomato bullion then water until little volcanos form Soak beans in water over night (to remove farts). Boil until soft. Next day mash in pan and maybe add a bit of lard Pile on plate. No forks or spoons allowed. Tear strips from tortilla and pinch above foods into mouth __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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